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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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  • HarveyTowersH
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    HarveyTowers
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    #198

    or Micheal Aspell: "Treyguard, This is Your Life"

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      Snowcat
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      A live band in the 'Crazed Heifer'...

      They certainly had interesting muzak playing but I never saw anyone other than Ridolfo in the area with an instrument.

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        Wolfshead
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        The Dungeon characters' living quarters

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        • HStormH
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          HStorm
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          #201

          (Actually, we DO get to see Mildread's living quarters, and the various different lairs of Ariadne.)

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          • PookaP
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            Pooka
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            George Bush.

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              Snowcat
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              George Bush.

              WMD's

              Although I'm sure they'd look if given the chance!

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              • HStormH
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                HStorm
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                Heh, that's the one remaining excuse from Bush/Blair we're waiting for.

                "Our intelligence committee has concluded that all of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction were stolen at the beginning of the war by technosorcerers from the early 13th century and are currently stashed away in a deep underground chamber that constitutes approximately one twenty-seventh of the territory known as the Dungeon of Deceit. Our next course of action, therefore, is clearly to invent a time machine that will allow our forces to travel back to the thirteenth century and secure the oil reserves... er, I mean the stockpile of arms..."

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                  TheBrollachan
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                  Yeah Merlin was probably responsible for looking after them... ...and you know what Merlin is like at loosing things.

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                    Fidjit
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                    A dungeoneer walking into an office!

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                      LordF
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                      A dungeoneer walking into an office!

                      He walks into "The Office" and see's David Brent doing his world famous dance.

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                        Raven
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                        A hopeless optimist.

                        A happy depressive.

                        A big dwarf.

                        Other oxymorons.

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                          Tom41
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                          (Sorry if these have been done before, I didn't feel like reading 13 pages of replies!)

                          Okay, you're in a room that's completely blue, I can't see anything else so far...

                          A goblin accompanying the dungeoneer through the dungeon, and giving hints! (did the goblins ever speak?)

                          Mrs Grimwold in Festus's mouth

                          Right, you're back in the antechamber, we're right in front of you...

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                            Raven
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                            A dungeoneer throw their knapsack onto the edge of a pit, wait for the editor to make it appear to fall, then pick it back up. Lol.

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                              TheBrollachan
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                              (Sorry if these have been done before, I didn't feel like reading 13 pages of replies!)

                              Okay

                              Right, you're back in the antechamber, we're right in front of you...

                              Or...

                              The dungeoneer walking into Lord Fears chamber either at Mount Fear or in the Tower of Goth.

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                                Drassil
                                Senior staff
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                                Cedric glancing at Festus' rear end and exclaiming, 'Hello, dogsbottom!'

                                Lara Croft as the dungeoneer on KMVR!

                                'Where am I?'

                                'You're in a tomb...'


                                A yellow brick road running through Dunkley Wood, with a dungeoneer walking down it, chanting, 'Goblins and ogres and elves, oh my!'


                                The dungeoneer walking into the last room of Level 2 in Series 3, and finding John Travolta and a gang of mechanics at work.

                                Travolta: 'Well this mincart's automatic... systematic... hyyyyyydromatic...'

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                                • VarrockV
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                                  Varrock
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                                  what about the goblins and skarkill skipping and singing

                                  "were off to see the lord the wondefull lord fear"

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                                    darkDescender
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                                    I imagine it would be funy to see Pickle sending the Dungeoneers off on the quest with a hearty cry of "Follow the yellow block causeway!" Sadly, we'll never see that...

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                                      Scott_Wilkinson
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                                      Hordriss talking cockney. e.g. Hordriss - "Allo me old china, 'ow's me old china plate (mate) doin'?"


                                      Lord Fear being nice.


                                      Sylvester hands getting his spelling tests correct.


                                      Olaf getting a diploma in Science.

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        Me!

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          Dungeoneer stepping on a gold hexagon on a causeway, bells chime, colour lights blink simontaneously (did I spelkl that right?) over the exit, and the blocks flash:

                                          Treguard stands up holding a card...

                                          Treguard: Right team, time for the one-million dollar question!

                                          I can just imagine it!

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