Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
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Heh, that's the one remaining excuse from Bush/Blair we're waiting for.
"Our intelligence committee has concluded that all of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction were stolen at the beginning of the war by technosorcerers from the early 13th century and are currently stashed away in a deep underground chamber that constitutes approximately one twenty-seventh of the territory known as the Dungeon of Deceit. Our next course of action, therefore, is clearly to invent a time machine that will allow our forces to travel back to the thirteenth century and secure the oil reserves... er, I mean the stockpile of arms..."
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Yeah Merlin was probably responsible for looking after them... ...and you know what Merlin is like at loosing things.
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(Sorry if these have been done before, I didn't feel like reading 13 pages of replies!)
Okay, you're in a room that's completely blue, I can't see anything else so far...
A goblin accompanying the dungeoneer through the dungeon, and giving hints! (did the goblins ever speak?)
Mrs Grimwold in Festus's mouth
Right, you're back in the antechamber, we're right in front of you...
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(Sorry if these have been done before, I didn't feel like reading 13 pages of replies!)
Okay
Right, you're back in the antechamber, we're right in front of you...
Or...
The dungeoneer walking into Lord Fears chamber either at Mount Fear or in the Tower of Goth.
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Cedric glancing at Festus' rear end and exclaiming, 'Hello, dogsbottom!'
Lara Croft as the dungeoneer on KMVR!
'Where am I?'
'You're in a tomb...'
A yellow brick road running through Dunkley Wood, with a dungeoneer walking down it, chanting, 'Goblins and ogres and elves, oh my!'
The dungeoneer walking into the last room of Level 2 in Series 3, and finding John Travolta and a gang of mechanics at work.
Travolta: 'Well this mincart's automatic... systematic... hyyyyyydromatic...'
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I imagine it would be funy to see Pickle sending the Dungeoneers off on the quest with a hearty cry of "Follow the yellow block causeway!" Sadly, we'll never see that...
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Hordriss talking cockney. e.g. Hordriss - "Allo me old china, 'ow's me old china plate (mate) doin'?"
Lord Fear being nice.
Sylvester hands getting his spelling tests correct.
Olaf getting a diploma in Science.
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Dungeoneer stepping on a gold hexagon on a causeway, bells chime, colour lights blink simontaneously (did I spelkl that right?) over the exit, and the blocks flash:
Treguard stands up holding a card...
Treguard: Right team, time for the one-million dollar question!
I can just imagine it!
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Motley singing for the King and Queen, in a coat he borrowed from James Dean.
The Cartoon Knight from the opening sequence galloping swiftly as usual, reaching the top of the mountain, and finding a note pinned to the portcullis: 'Deliveries only. Use other entrance.'
A dungeoneer entering the Corridor Of Blades, being told to do the Time Warp, and finding that it syncs up exactly with the movement of the blades, sparing the dungeoneer from harm.
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