Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!
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Pickle, Series 4 (I think): 'New Forest? What's wrong with the old one?'
Some of the character names in Knightmare were puns, such as Fatilla, Mildread, Skarkill and Aesandre. Of course, the name Knightmare itself is a pun - but a good one!
Here is a Knightmare pun I put forward a while ago. I'm re-posting it not because of what I think of it, but because it caught a lot of people's attention at the time:
Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'
Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'
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- cringes *
That goes off the scale of bad puns and phrases.
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plagarised from a certain conversation last night...
Treg: "...and remember when the fire burns, call 999"
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Treguard:
"Enter stranger whoosh sound well your no stranger than the last one"
NB: used in series 3
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How about that awful pun Elita came up with just before she pan piped Skarkill in s 6?
"And now it's time for you to face the music."
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From series 3
Tregaurd: "life is not all brawn and broadsword"
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