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Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

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    Kieran
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    Yet I like it!

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      MoanaLiza
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      There was also the 'Oooh. Vast sea' one. Anyway Going back to the Character names, Ah Wok in my opinion is a pun.

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        Thanatos
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        "Nice tea" scores 91 on the Awfulometer.

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          Golgarach
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          "You are on the edge of a ledge!" from Series 2, Episode 1.

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            TheBrollachan
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            plagarised from a certain conversation last night...

            Treg: "...and remember when the fire burns, call 999"

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              paullomas
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              OK

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                TheBrollachan
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                Treguard:

                "Enter stranger whoosh sound well your no stranger than the last one"

                NB: used in series 3

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                  123Pooka
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                  Treguard (series 3 Level 2 giant foot chamber)

                  "I suggest you step on it team before something steps on you"

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                    darkDescender
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                    How about that awful pun Elita came up with just before she pan piped Skarkill in s 6?

                    "And now it's time for you to face the music."

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                      TheBrollachan
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                      From series 3

                      Tregaurd: "life is not all brawn and broadsword"

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                        Raven
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                        Treguard: Enter Stranger... Ah, who brings the coal this new year?

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                          Tom41
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                          Didn't Lord Fear say something along the lines of "The short cut will really be the short... cut!" when he sped up the Corridor of Blades near the end of S8?

                          When LF has a Medusa Eye... Skarkill says "Stone me, your fearship... lordship"

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            One timeout sequence when Pickle says something like "The bells, the bells" and Treguards responce which I can't remember the exact words.

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                              Billy
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                              "No, Pickle, you are a halfwit elf, not a demented hunchback"

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                                123Pooka
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                                Lord Fear's infamous play on words at the start of series 8

                                "In fact I can promise you, that when the great game begins, we're all going to have a ball....

                                a FIREBALL"

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