What's your battle cry, eh?
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Zang! Who is that, prowling over the mountains! It is Emii, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a popsicle!"
Hark! Who is that, running out of the plains! It is Kully, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She screams ominously:
"I'm going to punch you until Western Civilization implodes, then steal your lederhosen!"
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Sprinting amidst the icy wasteland, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Snowwiewolf! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"
Does anyone know where I could get some gilded boxing gloves? Â
I kinda like this one better:
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Gill, hands clutching a meaty axe! he bellows apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a pregnant dog-kitten!"
This is what Ida (my other character from the surrounds) got:
Rampaging amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Ida! And she gives a spectacular howl:
"I'm going to punch you with such zeal, your momma won't recognize you!"
Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Snowwie! And she gives a cruel roar:
"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"
Its pro-wrestingling night on TNT channel again
Ok I'm not going to post what I got with the finnish version for mom
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Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the steppes! It is Dark Descender, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries ominously:
"I'm going to flog you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a troglodyte!!!"
well, really!
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One for my newer username;
Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:
"In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"
Outrageously, mine is almost the same as that, except that I, FrightKnight, desecrate like a river of pure piranha!
Oh, and I sprint throught the candy store, my hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence, and my grunt is spectacular!
How valiant.
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"I'm going to flog you faster than the speed of sound!!"
Nice, I love this kind of random silliness.
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A puff of pink smoke and Semtex Jack appears his back turned to his quarry!
"Hah, Jacks Back" Turns around to reveal a sharpened Gladioli....
"Well hello! Oh you don't seem that bad really! Here have some cake before I eviscerate you....what? It's what I get paid for!!"
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Who is that, sprinting amidst the wasteland! It is MM, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She grunts vengefully:
"I'm going to smash you all the way to Wiener Neudorf, and throw you out the airplane door!!"
For my character on Surrounds.
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the candy store! It is Midnight, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She grunts apocalyptically:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"
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Hark! Who is that, running amidst the cliffs! It is DYLMP, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to bruise you all the way to Wackersdorf!!"
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