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What's your battle cry, eh?

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    Guest
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    Striding amidst the steppes, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Lord Bob! And he gives an ominous scream:

    "I'm seriously going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT 😄 !"

      What a one to fit in with my computer obsession!

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      Brangwen
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      Who is that, prowling on the hotel lobby! It is Brangwen, hands clutching a meaty axe! She screams thunderously:

      "I'm going to pound you beyond the end of time, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

      eh, at least it's not a bad one^_^

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Sprinting amidst the icy wasteland, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Snowwiewolf! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

        "I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"

        Does anyone know where I could get some gilded boxing gloves?  

        I kinda like this one better:

        Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Gill, hands clutching a meaty axe! he bellows apocalyptically:

        "I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a pregnant dog-kitten!"

        This is what Ida (my other character from the surrounds) got:

        Rampaging amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Ida! And she gives a spectacular howl:

        "I'm going to punch you with such zeal, your momma won't recognize you!"

        Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Snowwie! And she gives a cruel roar:

        "I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"

        Its pro-wrestingling night on TNT channel again

        Ok I'm not going to post what I got with the finnish version for mom

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          Lowebo
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          "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!"

          I think thats quite a good one!! Happy New Year in advance peeps, and hope everyone had a fan-dabby-doosey Christmas!

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            darkDescender
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            Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the steppes! It is Dark Descender, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries ominously:

            "I'm going to flog you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a troglodyte!!!"

            well, really!

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              Guest
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              One for my newer username;

              Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

              "In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"

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                Mogdred
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                Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

                "I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

                Sort of thing I might say actually...

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                  FrightKnight
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                  One for my newer username;

                  Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

                  "In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"

                  Outrageously, mine is almost the same as that, except that I, FrightKnight, desecrate like a river of pure piranha!

                  Oh, and I sprint throught the candy store, my hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence, and my grunt is spectacular!

                  How valiant.

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                    SkipTheDreadnort
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                    "I'm going to flog you faster than the speed of sound!!"

                    Nice, I love this kind of random silliness.

                    Skip

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                      LordF
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                      Lord Fear

                      "I'm going to flog you into your own personal hell!!!"

                      Very suiting don't you think?

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        I think a clean generator might be the best one not a dirty one, so please keep them clean skip and anyone else for that matter, thankyou.

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                          Gizensha
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                          "I'm going to smack you like a first grade teacher, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

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                            SemtexJack
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                            A puff of pink smoke and Semtex Jack appears his back turned to his quarry!

                            "Hah, Jacks Back" Turns around to reveal a sharpened Gladioli....

                            "Well hello! Oh you don't seem that bad really! Here have some cake before I eviscerate you....what? It's what I get paid for!!"

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                              MagicMiranda
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                              Who is that, sprinting amidst the wasteland! It is MM, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She grunts vengefully:

                              "I'm going to smash you all the way to Wiener Neudorf, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

                              For my character on Surrounds.

                              Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the candy store! It is Midnight, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She grunts apocalyptically:

                              "By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

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                                Malefact
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                                For the Festive season: "I'm gonna stuff coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

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                                  simiano
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                                  Running on the desert, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Simiano! And he gives a gutteral roar:

                                  "In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

                                  I knew i was always meant for evil

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                                    dontyoulikemypie
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                                    Hark! Who is that, running amidst the cliffs! It is DYLMP, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

                                    "I'm seriously going to bruise you all the way to Wackersdorf!!"

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                                      dontyoulikemypie
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                                      Wasn't that the name of one of the villages in Series 8?

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                                        HarveyTowers
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                                        Running on the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Harvey Towers! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

                                        "I'm seriously going to contort you until you spontaneously degenerate!!"

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                                          Phoenix
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                                          Hahahaha!!!

                                          I can't quite believe how fitting mine is...

                                          Sprinting out of the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Phoenix! And she gives a mighty grunt:

                                          "I'm going to contort you into the stuff of nightmares!"

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