Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
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Hordriss talking cockney. e.g. Hordriss - "Allo me old china, 'ow's me old china plate (mate) doin'?"
Lord Fear being nice.
Sylvester hands getting his spelling tests correct.
Olaf getting a diploma in Science.
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Dungeoneer stepping on a gold hexagon on a causeway, bells chime, colour lights blink simontaneously (did I spelkl that right?) over the exit, and the blocks flash:
Treguard stands up holding a card...
Treguard: Right team, time for the one-million dollar question!
I can just imagine it!
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Motley singing for the King and Queen, in a coat he borrowed from James Dean.
The Cartoon Knight from the opening sequence galloping swiftly as usual, reaching the top of the mountain, and finding a note pinned to the portcullis: 'Deliveries only. Use other entrance.'
A dungeoneer entering the Corridor Of Blades, being told to do the Time Warp, and finding that it syncs up exactly with the movement of the blades, sparing the dungeoneer from harm.
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At the beginning of every episode various characters line up for a role call, Trumpton style.
"The Bold Sir Hugh!"
"Mr. McGrew!"
"Cedric!"
"Pickle!"
"Raaaagggghhhh!"
Ten points for guessing who that last one was.
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Yus, It's Grimwold. Aren't you the clever one?
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Funnily enough, Drassil became the name of a Knightmare RPG character, who does in fact crack jokes in the Dungeon!
You'd never see Assassins creeping up on a dungeoneer with the weapons from Cluedo.
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Frightknight and Drassil cracking jokes (Now that would be quite funny)
QUITE funny? Only QUITE funny?
They'd be rolling in the aisles!...trying to get out of the theatre.
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