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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    Fidjit
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    Dungeoneer stepping on a gold hexagon on a causeway, bells chime, colour lights blink simontaneously (did I spelkl that right?) over the exit, and the blocks flash:

    Treguard stands up holding a card...

    Treguard: Right team, time for the one-million dollar question!

    I can just imagine it!

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      An Advisor spellcasts, but before it is executed, Bully walks across the bottom of the screen with a dictionary in his hand!!!

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        A advisor spellcasts a spell wrong...when a 'UR-URR!' sound occurs, a large yellow cross appears on the screen, and Treguard says "No, so we lose a life"

        Then he gets out a gun and shoots the advisor.

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          Fidjit
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          Dungeoneer on Red Dwarf

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            Drassil
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            Motley singing for the King and Queen, in a coat he borrowed from James Dean.

            The Cartoon Knight from the opening sequence galloping swiftly as usual, reaching the top of the mountain, and finding a note pinned to the portcullis: 'Deliveries only. Use other entrance.'

            A dungeoneer entering the Corridor Of Blades, being told to do the Time Warp, and finding that it syncs up exactly with the movement of the blades, sparing the dungeoneer from harm.

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              Wolfshead
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              Brother Mace chanting his Declensions in a Montypythonesc manner whilst hitting himself in the face with his Latin phrase book.

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                MoanaLiza
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                Sharon, Louis and Simon 😮

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                  Wolfshead
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                  The Brollachon applying to UCAS.

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                    Wolfshead
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                    Lord Fear writes a best selling authobiography.

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                      darkDescender
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                      At the beginning of every episode various characters line up for a role call, Trumpton style.

                      "The Bold Sir Hugh!"

                      "Mr. McGrew!"

                      "Cedric!"

                      "Pickle!"

                      "Raaaagggghhhh!"

                      Ten points for guessing who that last one was.

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                        MPK
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                        Grimwold!

                        WOO HOO! Im winning, Im 10 points ahead of everyone else!

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                          darkDescender
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                          Yus, It's Grimwold. Aren't you the clever one?

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                            MPK
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                            Well, now that you mention it, Yes..........Yes I am!

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              Frightknight and Drassil cracking jokes (Now that would be quite very funny)

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                                Drassil
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                                Funnily enough, Drassil became the name of a Knightmare RPG character, who does in fact crack jokes in the Dungeon!

                                You'd never see Assassins creeping up on a dungeoneer with the weapons from Cluedo.

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                                  FrightKnight
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                                  Frightknight and Drassil cracking jokes (Now that would be quite funny)

                                  QUITE funny? Only QUITE funny?

                                  They'd be rolling in the aisles!...trying to get out of the theatre.

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    Okay. I've edited it. Anyway they wouldn't be trying to get out they would have to be stretchered out due to split sides. Oh and just a thought another thing you would be unlikely to see in the dungeons would be a theatre.

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      What I'd never see... Hmm...

                                      None of us thats for sure...

                                      Rolf Harris...

                                      Dave Lister (Red Dwarf)

                                      erm...

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                                        TheBrollachan
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                                        • Treguard and Lord Fear playing cards

                                        • Sylvester Hands swimming in the Sewers of Goth

                                        • Cilla Black

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                                          Treguard and Hordriss jamming on guitars.

                                          Or maybe banjos, like in Deliverence!

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