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    frieza
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    When the team met Lord Fear

    Treguard muttered "oh dear"

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      Billy
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      When the team met Lord Fear

      Treguard muttered "oh dear"

      For they'd come so far

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        Thanatos
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        These don't all scan as limerick lines; more effort as regards metre, please. And more effort from me as regards rhyme, because I can't think of anything appropriate that also scans.

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          Malefact
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          It's only a bit of fun. They don't have to be perfect, so long as people are prepared to have a go. Which is more important? Ensuring perfect rhyme and metre or having as many people take part as possible? This being a forum, I would imagine the latter.

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            Drassil
            Senior staff
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            Those Classicists and their preoccupation with scansion! Ideally, a limerick would have the correct metre all the way through; but as the Moderator says, this is for fun. There is a way to read the current poem aloud and make it scan, by putting emphasis in certain places and pausing in others, so I personally don't perceive a problem with it.

            When the team met Lord Fear

            Treguard muttered "oh dear"

            For they'd come so far

            With a fake silver bar

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              frieza
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              #17

              yo Thanatos chill out man. it's only a bit of fun. listen to the guv'nor. anyway on with the limericks...

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                Thanatos
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                #18
                • but they just got a clip round the ear.
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                  ross
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                  #19

                  When Simon's team entered the Block and Tackle

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                    Thanatos
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                    #20

                    When Simon's team entered the Block and Tackle,

                    they heard a mysterious cackle.

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                      Drassil
                      Senior staff
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                      When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,

                      They heard a mysterious cackle.

                      As Grotbags appeared

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                        frieza
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                        When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,

                        They heard a mysterious cackle.

                        As Grotbags appeared

                        Just as they had feared

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                          Drassil
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                          When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,

                          They heard a mysterious cackle.

                          As Grotbags appeared

                          Just as they had feared

                          And zapped them 'til she heard them crackle.

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                            frieza
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                            #24

                            Try this one guys:

                            As Pickle spoke to Treguard one day

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                              Mashibinbin
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                              As Pickle spoke to Treguard one day,

                              the demented Elves' hand went astray

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                                Thanatos
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                                Treguard got quite a shock

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                                  Pooka
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                                  As he heard a loud knock

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                                    frieza
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                                    ...And his face went an ashen shade of grey

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                                      Billy
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                                      There was a young fellow called Gibbet

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                                        frieza
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                                        Whose temper often went a bit "flippet"

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                                          dontyoulikemypie
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                                          His performance was dire

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