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    Drassil
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    When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,

    They heard a mysterious cackle.

    As Grotbags appeared

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      frieza
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      When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,

      They heard a mysterious cackle.

      As Grotbags appeared

      Just as they had feared

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        Drassil
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        When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,

        They heard a mysterious cackle.

        As Grotbags appeared

        Just as they had feared

        And zapped them 'til she heard them crackle.

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          frieza
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          #24

          Try this one guys:

          As Pickle spoke to Treguard one day

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            Mashibinbin
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            As Pickle spoke to Treguard one day,

            the demented Elves' hand went astray

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              Thanatos
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              Treguard got quite a shock

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                Pooka
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                #27

                As he heard a loud knock

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                  frieza
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                  #28

                  ...And his face went an ashen shade of grey

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                    Billy
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                    There was a young fellow called Gibbet

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                      frieza
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                      #30

                      Whose temper often went a bit "flippet"

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                        dontyoulikemypie
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                        His performance was dire

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                          Thanatos
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                          Which led all to enquire,

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                            dontyoulikemypie
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                            Why no one had asked him to zip it!

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                              darkDescender
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                              There was a mad Scot called McGrew...

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                                Thanatos
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                                Who remarked, "Lad, this simply won't do."

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                                  Drassil
                                  Senior staff
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                                  There was a mad Scot called McGrew,

                                  Who remarked, "Lad, this simply won't do.

                                  That helmet you're wearing,

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                                    Billy
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                                    There was a mad Scot called McGrew,

                                    Who remarked, "Lad, this simply won't do.

                                    That helmet you're wearing,

                                    Is shocking and scaring,

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                                      Malefact
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                                      "I'd take it off if I were you."

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                                        frieza
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                                        One day, whilst in Marblehead

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          The inquisitive Lissard was led

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