Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Those Classicists and their preoccupation with scansion! Ideally, a limerick would have the correct metre all the way through; but as the Moderator says, this is for fun. There is a way to read the current poem aloud and make it scan, by putting emphasis in certain places and pausing in others, so I personally don't perceive a problem with it.
When the team met Lord Fear
Treguard muttered "oh dear"
For they'd come so far
With a fake silver bar
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When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,
They heard a mysterious cackle.
As Grotbags appeared
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When Simon's team found Block and Tackle,
They heard a mysterious cackle.
As Grotbags appeared
Just as they had feared
And zapped them 'til she heard them crackle.
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As Pickle spoke to Treguard one day,
the demented Elves' hand went astray
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His performance was dire
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Why no one had asked him to zip it!
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There was a mad Scot called McGrew...
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