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A great Knightmare joke...

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    Elita
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    I always liked Majida's first reaction to her: "Ooooooh! That stuck up... cow-person! Why doesn't she cover the other half of her face?!"

    And Sidriss might be stupid, but at least she never fell for Sly Hands' "Goosey Gander" trick...

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      Don't know if this has come up in an earlier post, but here it is anyway:

      What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?

      Romahna!  ;D

      ...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...

      See the topic "Separated at Birth?"....  😉

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        Emii
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        Q. How does Sidriss spell "brain"?

        A. O-I-C-U-R-M-T

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          Emii
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          Oh, come on guys - this is the best topic we've had! We HAVE to keep it going!

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            Billy
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            Sorry, I'm in shock with how many posts you have made in the last hour.  😮

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              Emii
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              Terribly sorry - tis becoming a talent

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                Emii
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                Greatest Knightmare books...

                The Terror in the Dungeons by Hugo First

                Sir Hugh's 50 years in the Saddle by Major Bumsore

                Ah Wok's Worst Week by Hoo Flung Dung

                Lord Fear's Favourite Toy by Dina Mite

                (Ok I'm clutching at straws here to keep this topic going)

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                  DavidNewton
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                  "The End of Series 8" by Major Disaster <¦-(

                  If that was clutching at straws, you at least succeeded.

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                    PunmiesterWhiteley
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                    The final dungeoneer arrived in a clue room.  The advisors asked him what was on the table.

                    "A spyglass, scroll"

                    "Read the scroll"

                    Some new items magically appeared when the scroll was opened.

                    "OK, there is an axe, a sack and a P45.  It says Treguard on it".

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                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                      Sorry for taking so long, Emii. I've decided to post sets of 5 so I'm less spammy, rather than sending one at a time. We will keep the thread alive! puts on best impression of Peter Cushing as Baron Frankenstein standing over his Monster "It's Alive! It's Alive!".

                      Mogdred: The Real Story of Why He's Not So Evil by Ivor Potplant.

                      The Man Who Tried To Steal Lord Fear's Millions by U.R.A. Deadman

                      101 Treguard Quotations by X.T. Reem-Caution (ed.)

                      The Language of Witches: A Case Study of Heggatty by A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Ayers.

                      Majida: A Life In Pictures by E. Stu. D. Feecult

                      Not very good, I know. Sorry.

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                        Emii
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                        Hehehehe...I loved the last one! This thread goes through stages doesn't it? Elita's mouth is so big, Sidriss is so stupid, Books by...

                        Madness.

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                          Billy
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                          You forgot 'Classic team deaths over the years' by O. Nasty.

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                            dragonfollower
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                            er.... I don't get that one 😮

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                              Emii
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                              loud gasp echoed by everyone else who reads the above post

                              Right - everyone stare long and hard at Dragonfollower until he gets really uncomfortable, and then get your knapsacks out. Atr dawn we will beat him to a pulp.

                              KNAPSACKS AT DAWN!!!!

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                                Steve
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                                • Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti

                                • Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer

                                • What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage

                                • Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!

                                • What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)

                                • Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

                                • Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

                                • Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

                                • How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"

                                Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  What is Neddy the Horse's favourite tv programme?

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    Knight Mare, of course

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                                      Emii
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                                      LOL dear god...

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        Terrible, wasn't it

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                                          GrandDizzy
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                                          I'm baaaack!

                                          I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...

                                          Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?

                                          A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.

                                          Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?

                                          A: A comb

                                          Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?

                                          A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.

                                          Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?

                                          A: Broadsword production

                                          Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?

                                          A: Angular television

                                          Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?

                                          A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.

                                          Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?

                                          A: Take that stupid helmet off!

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