A great Knightmare joke...
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"The End of Series 8" by Major Disaster <¦-(
If that was clutching at straws, you at least succeeded.
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The final dungeoneer arrived in a clue room. The advisors asked him what was on the table.
"A spyglass, scroll"
"Read the scroll"
Some new items magically appeared when the scroll was opened.
"OK, there is an axe, a sack and a P45. It says Treguard on it".
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Sorry for taking so long, Emii. I've decided to post sets of 5 so I'm less spammy, rather than sending one at a time. We will keep the thread alive! puts on best impression of Peter Cushing as Baron Frankenstein standing over his Monster "It's Alive! It's Alive!".
Mogdred: The Real Story of Why He's Not So Evil by Ivor Potplant.
The Man Who Tried To Steal Lord Fear's Millions by U.R.A. Deadman
101 Treguard Quotations by X.T. Reem-Caution (ed.)
The Language of Witches: A Case Study of Heggatty by A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Ayers.
Majida: A Life In Pictures by E. Stu. D. Feecult
Not very good, I know. Sorry.
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er.... I don't get that one
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Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti
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Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer
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What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage
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Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!
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What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)
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Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid
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Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly
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Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL
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How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"
Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!
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I'm baaaack!
I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...
Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?
A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.
Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?
A: A comb
Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?
A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.
Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?
A: Broadsword production
Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?
A: Angular television
Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?
A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.
Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?
A: Take that stupid helmet off!
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What, now famous pop-band, tried but always failed to appear on knightmare?
Blue
terrable I know
Hides from the rotten vegertable
and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...
Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin
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