Knightmare Themepark

Wolfshead

What kind of things would you expect to see in a KM thempark?

Sewers of Goth boart rid.

Minecart ride

Smirkanauf flight simulator. One of those where the seats move about.

Mt Fear rollercoaster

TheBrollachan

The Craized Heifer - resturant

Wolfenden Market - the gift shop

The s3 minecart (between l2 & l3) - rollercoaster

Wolfshead

Cloudwalker ride (similar to the Viking ship at Alton towers)

Some kind of funhouse (not like the one with Pat Sharpe)

MoanaLiza

CoB and B&T!

Only kidding. There could be a wellway similar to a helter skelter and the White Floating Skulls and Assassins could be in the haunted house.

Emii

What about another simulated ride aboard Cpt. N's ship?

Wolfshead

The haunted house or ghost train could be like Jorvic, "With all the sights, sounds and smells of the dungeon."

MoanaLiza

Including the smells of Lissard and Sly. Makes me feel sick just thinking about it. Lets hope that the people havn't just eaten before they go in then.

Wolfshead

You could have anamatronic figures or monsteres such as Ariadne, catacombite, Dreaded Khar etc.

A Knightmare castle like the one in Disneyland.

Fidjit

A boat ride across Dunshelm River, with the boatman... Fare would be a rip-off though wouldn't it

Wolfshead

It would if you had to pay silver or gold and then he would just grunt instead of pointing out the sites.

How about Folly tours.

keke

block and tackle as like one of those side games things. it'd be like the platform and underneath would be a bouncy castle, and some parts of the platform would be pulled away to the side at different times and motorised blocks would go back and forth trying to knock people off. everything would be padded tho so if you got hit the life force skull didnt really appear where you were and then show you dying

TuragaNuju

Blatently a Corridor of Blades with the blades being foam.. for obvious safety reasons

Wolfshead

A Knightmare funhouse (definately without Pat Sharpe). It could have wellways in it as well as a corridor of blades, swinging axe room that didn't make it into series 4 pendulum room, corridor of spears (made of foam of course)

Hawk-MyTh

hows about locking elita up in the stocks and paying a couple of quid to chuck pies in her face

Wolfshead

What about a ducking stool

MoanaLiza

What about another simulated ride aboard Cpt. N's ship?

...with a giftshop selling Cpt. N's hats!

hows about locking elita up in the stocks and paying a couple of quid to chuck pies in her face

...and you get a prize if five go into her mouth, all at once!

Wolfshead

A corridor of blades similation (foam blades maybe).

TheMightyMartin

A minecart rollercoaster would be essential, although perhaps without the crash at the end.

How about a full-size walk-in Knightmare game type thing, like the old Cyberdome Crystal Maze games that were at some bowling alleys?

BrotherStrange

What a great idea!

The Forbidden Corner 'theme park', in North Yorkshire, always reminds me of Knightmare. If they ever re-made the programme, it would be eye-shield heaven for producers.

Ironlord

I declare this thread the winner of the Thread Necromancy prize. Exhumed not once, but twice!

Besides, throwing pies into Elita's mouth is like shooting fish in a barrel... with a bazooka.