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    dontyoulikemypie
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    With my sword, not a spoon, cos that's harder

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      Snowcat
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      rofl!

      Ok.... Try this one:-

      When one of Fears FrightKnights got rusty....

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        dontyoulikemypie
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        The lady Aesandre got lusty

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          sodoto
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          but alas! her plans were foiled

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            Crazedhefer
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            when upon seeing her, Lord Fear recoiled

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              Thanatos
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              As he thought her apparel too musty.

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                dontyoulikemypie
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                Twas Easter time down in the castle,

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                  Thanatos
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                  And Pickle received a strange parcel.

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    He undid the wrapper

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                      Snowcat
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                      got bit by a Snapper......

                      (Snap Dragon)

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                        HarveyTowers
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                        Right in the fifth metatarsal!

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                          darkDescender
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                          There once was a key called Casper

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                            dontyoulikemypie
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                            Who suffered from terrible asthma

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                              Thanatos
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                              Aware of this, Merlin

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                                dontyoulikemypie
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                                Soon began hurling

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                                  Drassil
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                                  There once was a key called Casper

                                  Who suffered from terrible asthma

                                  Aware of this, Merlin

                                  Soon began hurling

                                  Forth BREATHE spells to break the miasma.

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                                    dontyoulikemypie
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                                    Back of the net Drassil!

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      The queen of the witches, named Greystagg,

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                                        Snowcat
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                                        Took umbrage at Fear calling her an 'Old Hag'....

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                                          darkDescender
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                                          she pulled out a gun...

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