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    dontyoulikemypie
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    He undid the wrapper

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      Snowcat
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      got bit by a Snapper......

      (Snap Dragon)

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        HarveyTowers
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        Right in the fifth metatarsal!

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          darkDescender
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          There once was a key called Casper

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            dontyoulikemypie
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            Who suffered from terrible asthma

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              Thanatos
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              Aware of this, Merlin

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                dontyoulikemypie
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                Soon began hurling

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                  Drassil
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                  There once was a key called Casper

                  Who suffered from terrible asthma

                  Aware of this, Merlin

                  Soon began hurling

                  Forth BREATHE spells to break the miasma.

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    Back of the net Drassil!

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                      Thanatos
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                      The queen of the witches, named Greystagg,

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                        Snowcat
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                        Took umbrage at Fear calling her an 'Old Hag'....

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                          darkDescender
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                          she pulled out a gun...

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                            Drassil
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                            But Fear cried, "I'm your son!"

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                              Mashibinbin
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                              but she fired anyway for a gag!

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                                Billy
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                                Whilst Treguard was watching Fun House

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                                  Drassil
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                                  Majida was mauled by a mouse

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                                    Thanatos
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                                    Said the mouse, "My name's Pat,

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                                      dontyoulikemypie
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                                      Treguard cried "fancy that!"

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                                        Thanatos
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                                        "But your mullet's attracted a louse."

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                                          dontyoulikemypie
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                                          That petulant madam named Malice

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