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    Snowcat
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    got bit by a Snapper......

    (Snap Dragon)

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      Right in the fifth metatarsal!

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        darkDescender
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        There once was a key called Casper

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          dontyoulikemypie
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          Who suffered from terrible asthma

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            Thanatos
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            Aware of this, Merlin

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              dontyoulikemypie
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              Soon began hurling

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                Drassil
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                There once was a key called Casper

                Who suffered from terrible asthma

                Aware of this, Merlin

                Soon began hurling

                Forth BREATHE spells to break the miasma.

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                  dontyoulikemypie
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                  Back of the net Drassil!

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                    Thanatos
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                    The queen of the witches, named Greystagg,

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                      Snowcat
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                      Took umbrage at Fear calling her an 'Old Hag'....

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                        darkDescender
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                        she pulled out a gun...

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                          Drassil
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                          But Fear cried, "I'm your son!"

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                            Mashibinbin
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                            but she fired anyway for a gag!

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                              Billy
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                              Whilst Treguard was watching Fun House

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                                Drassil
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                                Majida was mauled by a mouse

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                                  Thanatos
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                                  Said the mouse, "My name's Pat,

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                                    dontyoulikemypie
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                                    Treguard cried "fancy that!"

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      "But your mullet's attracted a louse."

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                                        dontyoulikemypie
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                                        That petulant madam named Malice

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                                          HarveyTowers
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                                          Intervened in a quest for the Chalice

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