Knightmare Political Party
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Snapper Jack - Education Secretary!
His policy would probably be two gets you through- all gcse exams would be just three questions NOOOO. And if the kidsies failed they'd get trapped in a net.
That'll stop them achieving their goals! Thats a terrible joke I apologiseBrother Mace- foreign secretary?
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Elita - spokesperson for annoying TV interview. Atlast someone who would tell Paxman to shut up on Newsnight.
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Seeing as the real elections are coming soon here's a question... if there was a Knightmare Political Party, who would be in it and what would they be doing?
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Lord Fear - Leader of the party
That's funny - I always thought Lord Fear would be:
Leader of the Opposition
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What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sylvester Hands?
A balding, scheming crook who led the Oposition and plotted to take over the realm but is drunken, ugly, thoroughly disreputable, universally derided, never able to make up his mind about how to deal with his opponents and more of a hindrance than a help to the Opposition and had only one brief success in four years.
In other words, William Hague.
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Unlike Mogded he never promised falsehoods in exchange for people pledging their support to him...
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well if any of them had been in the elections id have voted for amy of them got to be better than those who are in power now, lool
i can see pickle staring a party being the moaning elf party,lls he ever did was moan especialy s6
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Robert Kilroy-Silk of the Granitas Party didn't do very well anyway...
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I had social studies today where we 'voted' the parliament. We got to nominate 'people'
I nominated Lord Fear
the teacher then decided the parties and Lord Fear was a social demokrat....
(I tried to tell him, that Lord Fear is evil and he would be much, much better suited to, pretty much any other party)Funnily Lord Fear got the third most votes (he lost to Donald Duck and Stalin)
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