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    Kieran
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    Julius Scaramonger as Trade Secretary...

    Mogdred as Foreign Affairs minister? Hmm.

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      Thanatos
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      Gumboil: home affaris (with Skarkill responsible for prisons and the Dreadnaut for immigration, though that would probably lead to immigration policies unrealistically liberal for Britain)

      Brother Mace: culture, media and sport

      Gwendolin: environment

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        Malefact
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        Gumboil would also make a fine Minister of Health, imo.

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          Thanatos
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          Surely that would be Rothberry?

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            JamesA
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            Seeing as the real elections are coming soon here's a question... if there was a Knightmare Political Party, who would be in it and what would they be doing?

            eg

            Lord Fear - Leader of the party

            That's funny - I always thought Lord Fear would be:

            Leader of the Opposition

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              Thanatos
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              What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sylvester Hands?

              A balding, scheming crook who led the Oposition and plotted to take over the realm but is drunken, ugly, thoroughly disreputable, universally derided, never able to make up his mind about how to deal with his opponents and more of a hindrance than a help to the Opposition and had only one brief success in four years.

              In other words, William Hague.

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                HarveyTowers
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                Unlike Mogded he never promised falsehoods in exchange for people pledging their support to him...

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                  Pooka
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                  Don't you mean, like Mogdred he always promised falsehoods...?

                  Anyway...

                  Back-Bencher who never does anything: Gibbet

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                    Thanatos
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                    Industry spokesman: Bumptious

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                      knightmaredave
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                      well if any of them had been in the elections id have voted for amy of them got to be better than those who are in power now, lool

                      i can see pickle staring a party being the moaning elf party,lls he ever did was moan especialy s6

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        Motley: Arts and Entertainment. Hmm I could just picture Barry doing those pre and post election interviews also.

                        Anyway who won the dugeon election then?

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                          HarveyTowers
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                          Robert Kilroy-Silk of the Granitas Party didn't do very well anyway...

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                            Malefact
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                            Cedric - Minister for Sport.

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              I had social studies today where we 'voted' the parliament. We got to nominate 'people'

                              I nominated Lord Fear

                              the teacher then decided the parties and Lord Fear was a social demokrat.... 😮 (I tried to tell him, that Lord Fear is evil and he would be much, much better suited to, pretty much any other party)

                              Funnily Lord Fear got the third most votes (he lost to Donald Duck and Stalin)

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                                LordF
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                                Shame, Lord F would of been good, at least Dick and Dom didn't come in the top three, or even run.

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                                  Wolfshead
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                                  The Gatekeeper would make a good speaker

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