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    Drassil
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    Majida was mauled by a mouse

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      Thanatos
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      Said the mouse, "My name's Pat,

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        dontyoulikemypie
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        Treguard cried "fancy that!"

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          Thanatos
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          "But your mullet's attracted a louse."

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            dontyoulikemypie
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            That petulant madam named Malice

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              HarveyTowers
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              Intervened in a quest for the Chalice

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                Thanatos
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                Having spotted her foe

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                  dontyoulikemypie
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                  She attacked with a hoe

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                    Drassil
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                    That petulant madam named Malice

                    Intervened in a quest for the Chalice

                    Having spotted her foe

                    She attacked with a hoe

                    Then returned it to Aesandre's palace.

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                      (And Again!)

                      If sand to your Right is a worry...

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                        sodoto
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                        Sidestep left in a bit of a hurry

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                          dontyoulikemypie
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                          Don't stray from the path

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                            Drassil
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                            For a quicksandy bath

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                              Thanatos
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                              Or you'll find yourself stuck in the slurry.

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                                dontyoulikemypie
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                                Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

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                                  Drassil
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                                  Those listening wished they were deafer

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                                    sodoto
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                                    He'd got a tiny bit drunk

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                                      Six pints he had sunk,

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                                        Drassil
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                                        Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

                                        Those listening wished they were deafer

                                        He'd got a bit drunk

                                        Six pints he had sunk

                                        The jokes he cracked were the worst ever!

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                                          In memory of KM VR:

                                          That intrepid lad known as Arthur

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