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    dontyoulikemypie
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    That petulant madam named Malice

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      HarveyTowers
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      Intervened in a quest for the Chalice

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        Thanatos
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        Having spotted her foe

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          dontyoulikemypie
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          She attacked with a hoe

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            Drassil
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            That petulant madam named Malice

            Intervened in a quest for the Chalice

            Having spotted her foe

            She attacked with a hoe

            Then returned it to Aesandre's palace.

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              Snowcat
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              (And Again!)

              If sand to your Right is a worry...

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                sodoto
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                Sidestep left in a bit of a hurry

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                  dontyoulikemypie
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                  Don't stray from the path

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                    Drassil
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                    For a quicksandy bath

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                      Thanatos
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                      Or you'll find yourself stuck in the slurry.

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                        dontyoulikemypie
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                        Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

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                          Drassil
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                          Those listening wished they were deafer

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                            sodoto
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                            He'd got a tiny bit drunk

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                              Fishsta
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                              Six pints he had sunk,

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                                Drassil
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                                Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

                                Those listening wished they were deafer

                                He'd got a bit drunk

                                Six pints he had sunk

                                The jokes he cracked were the worst ever!

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                                  HarveyTowers
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                                  In memory of KM VR:

                                  That intrepid lad known as Arthur

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                                    TuragaNuju
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                                    Thought that his quest would go farther,

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      But in reading each letter

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                                        Drassil
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                                        Of the spell that made better

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                                          Drassil
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                                          That intrepid lad known as Arthur

                                          Thought that his quest would go farther,

                                          But in reading each letter

                                          Of the spell that made better

                                          The pick-me-up dropped things down rather.

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