Re:Knightmare Limericks
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She attacked with a hoe
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That petulant madam named Malice
Intervened in a quest for the Chalice
Having spotted her foe
She attacked with a hoe
Then returned it to Aesandre's palace.
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Don't stray from the path
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For a quicksandy bath
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Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer
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Those listening wished they were deafer
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Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer
Those listening wished they were deafer
He'd got a bit drunk
Six pints he had sunk
The jokes he cracked were the worst ever!
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In memory of KM VR:
That intrepid lad known as Arthur
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Thought that his quest would go farther,
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Of the spell that made better
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That intrepid lad known as Arthur
Thought that his quest would go farther,
But in reading each letter
Of the spell that made better
The pick-me-up dropped things down rather.
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lmao
Treguard Saw A Dungeoneer Called Nero
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And wondered if he'd be a hero.
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He had the option to take a knife,
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