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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    Wolfshead
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    Gundrada stars in a re-make of Red Sonya,

    Gundrada warrior princes

    or maybe she'd make a good She-Ra

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      I just got a worrying thought of Sly Hands as He-Man!

      "I am 'e-Man, protector of all things that r good.....as long as the hours are right and the pay is ok!"

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        Fidjit
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        A dungeoneer threatening Smirkenorff for a ride to level 2. Dungeoneer holds Sword of Freedom to his throat

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          Wolfshead
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          By the power of Dunshelm

          I have the power

          Wyrmslayer is a magic sword

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            Snowcat
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            Smirkenorfs 'International depature lounge' being closed due to fog.......

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              Drassil
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              Hands doing an advert for 'Erbal Essences, with Fear in the next room, grumbling 'it's my fault, I insisted he have a wash, now look what's happened.'

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                Snowcat
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                'Harris' and Sylvester Hands trading make-up tips....

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                  Wolfshead
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                  Motley gets a part in a Broadway musical.

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                    TheBrollachan
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                    Daleks.

                    Ex-ter-min-ate! Oh dam it's the cor-ri-dor of bla-des.

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                      Snowcat
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                      Fire extinguishers and tourist signs become clue-objects.....

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                        Drassil
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                        Aesandre zapping the Snowman as he flies over Winteria.

                        Captain Nemanor going to the baker's to order a new hat.

                        Spider-Man battling the Green Goblin.

                        Ariadne battling a goblin.

                        Rain.

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                          Becxsmagic
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                          (I don't know if anyone has said this, I wasn't paying attention )

                          You wouldn't see Pickle and Elita getting married

                          Ditto Treguard and Majida, but then again...

                          What about the Brollachan and Olgarth having a chat about life, love and bricks?

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                            Becxsmagic
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                            How about Merlin and Hordriss doing a duet of "A Kind of Magic?"

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                              Ironlord
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                              Without looking through all 17 pages of the thread to see if it's been suggested before...

                              Also on a musical theme, how about Oakley singing a medley of The Wurzels' greatest hits?

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                                MPK
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                                A fight between Treguard and the dugeon keeper from Dungeons and Dragons!

                                I think we all know who'd win that!

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  it's propably done, but I'm not sure.... plus it's something we almost saw:

                                  Lord Fear on a date with Lissard who's been magicked to look like Marta

                                  (I just found the tape with Barrys quest so I couln't resist )

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                                    Becxsmagic
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                                    It may have been done but:

                                    Treguard sitting down with Pat Sharpe and disscussing the ideal game show and mullets they have known and loved.

                                    (PS This is my 100th post anniversary! To celebrate I'm giving you all free cars!)

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      Thats nice, but I'm too young to drieve 😕

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                                        Becxsmagic
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                                        So? Practise! Knock over a few policemen while you're at it.

                                        You wouldn't see The Brollachan, Sidriss and Sly Hands at a MENSA meeting held in the dungeon.

                                        Ditto Brother Mace and Pickle (see Episode1, Series 7)at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          In 7 months I'll be old enough, so I won't risk my drivers licence just yet

                                          oh and you wouln't see the Brollachan driving a car he got from Becks (the Knightmare Broll not Forum)

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