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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    Wolfshead
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    Fatilla on a diet

    Folly and Motley perform a double act

    Grippa and Rhak ordition of Pop Idol

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      Grippa and Rhaak get replaced by little Ant and Dec, and start annoying people in the Dungeon!

      Consequently, Grippa and Rhaak are employed by Ant and Dec to be their counterparts for the celebs!

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        Wolfshead
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        Gundrada stars in a re-make of Red Sonya,

        Gundrada warrior princes

        or maybe she'd make a good She-Ra

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          I just got a worrying thought of Sly Hands as He-Man!

          "I am 'e-Man, protector of all things that r good.....as long as the hours are right and the pay is ok!"

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            Fidjit
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            A dungeoneer threatening Smirkenorff for a ride to level 2. Dungeoneer holds Sword of Freedom to his throat

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              Wolfshead
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              By the power of Dunshelm

              I have the power

              Wyrmslayer is a magic sword

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                Snowcat
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                Smirkenorfs 'International depature lounge' being closed due to fog.......

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                  Drassil
                  Senior staff
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                  Hands doing an advert for 'Erbal Essences, with Fear in the next room, grumbling 'it's my fault, I insisted he have a wash, now look what's happened.'

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                    Snowcat
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                    'Harris' and Sylvester Hands trading make-up tips....

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                      Wolfshead
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                      Motley gets a part in a Broadway musical.

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                        TheBrollachan
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                        Daleks.

                        Ex-ter-min-ate! Oh dam it's the cor-ri-dor of bla-des.

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                          Snowcat
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                          Fire extinguishers and tourist signs become clue-objects.....

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
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                            Aesandre zapping the Snowman as he flies over Winteria.

                            Captain Nemanor going to the baker's to order a new hat.

                            Spider-Man battling the Green Goblin.

                            Ariadne battling a goblin.

                            Rain.

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                              Becxsmagic
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                              (I don't know if anyone has said this, I wasn't paying attention )

                              You wouldn't see Pickle and Elita getting married

                              Ditto Treguard and Majida, but then again...

                              What about the Brollachan and Olgarth having a chat about life, love and bricks?

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                                Becxsmagic
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                                How about Merlin and Hordriss doing a duet of "A Kind of Magic?"

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                                  Ironlord
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                                  Without looking through all 17 pages of the thread to see if it's been suggested before...

                                  Also on a musical theme, how about Oakley singing a medley of The Wurzels' greatest hits?

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                                    MPK
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                                    A fight between Treguard and the dugeon keeper from Dungeons and Dragons!

                                    I think we all know who'd win that!

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      it's propably done, but I'm not sure.... plus it's something we almost saw:

                                      Lord Fear on a date with Lissard who's been magicked to look like Marta

                                      (I just found the tape with Barrys quest so I couln't resist )

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                                        Becxsmagic
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                                        It may have been done but:

                                        Treguard sitting down with Pat Sharpe and disscussing the ideal game show and mullets they have known and loved.

                                        (PS This is my 100th post anniversary! To celebrate I'm giving you all free cars!)

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          Thats nice, but I'm too young to drieve 😕

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