Re:Knightmare Limericks
-
A dusty old rag & bone yard
Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard
but when parts of his Lute....
Were destroyed by a boot,
he got by with an invisable-stone shard.
-
There was a young maid named Melly...
-
Drove Treguard To Hell
-
Lubricated with mineral jelly!
(This topic now the tenth most replied too...)
-
There was a strong lady named Gundrada,
-
Who Smelled Strongly Of Larger
-
Whilst Lillith was making a potion
-
Lord Fear Suddenly Got A Notion
-
... should put me on the mat,"
but discovered it was hair lotion.
-
Olaf the Viking was looting
-
Until he discovered for what he was rooting
-
A sorceror's stone
-
but he pulled out a bone,
-
Olaf the viking was looting
Then discovered for what he was rooting
A sorceror's stone
But he pulled out a bone
Then ran off when Velda came shooting.
Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.
Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.
With your input, this post could be even better 💗
Register Login