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    Aldude
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    turned it into a plate

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      Drassil
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      (As long as no one minds me contributing another line...)

      There once was a Wolfenden welder

      Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda

      He got hold of a gate

      Turned it into a plate

      And a ring... but he fled when he smelled 'er!

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        Billy
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        A dusty old rag & bone yard

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          Drassil
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          Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard

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            Snowcat
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            but when parts of his Lute....

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              Thanatos
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              Were destroyed by a boot,

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                Mashibinbin
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                A dusty old rag & bone yard

                Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard

                but when parts of his Lute....

                Were destroyed by a boot,

                he got by with an invisable-stone shard.

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                  GranitasIsCute
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                  There was a young maid named Melly...

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                    Thanatos
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                    Whose frequent appearance on telly

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                      TuragaNuju
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                      Drove Treguard To Hell

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                        Billy
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                        So he jumped down a well

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                          HarveyTowers
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                          Lubricated with mineral jelly!

                          (This topic now the tenth most replied too...)

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                            GranitasIsCute
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                            There was a strong lady named Gundrada,

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                              TuragaNuju
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                              Who Smelled Strongly Of Larger

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                                Thanatos
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                                Noting this, Hands and Mace

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                                  Snowcat
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                                  ...Tried to kiss her 'Sweet' face....

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                                    Thanatos
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                                    Whereupon they learned no one slaps harder.

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                                      dontyoulikemypie
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                                      Whilst Lillith was making a potion

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                                        TuragaNuju
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                                        Lord Fear Suddenly Got A Notion

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          He thought, "One draught of that

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