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    dontyoulikemypie
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    Good work Dras! (and I LOVE obvious rhymes btw!)

    Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda

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      Thanatos
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      Oh, good grief, everyone stop over-reacting.

      Enough emoticons?

      (Sorry.)

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        TheBrollachan
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        [So far...

        There once was a Wolfenden welder

        Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda ]

        So he got hold of a gate

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          Aldude
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          turned it into a plate

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            Drassil
            Senior staff
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            (As long as no one minds me contributing another line...)

            There once was a Wolfenden welder

            Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda

            He got hold of a gate

            Turned it into a plate

            And a ring... but he fled when he smelled 'er!

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              Billy
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              A dusty old rag & bone yard

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard

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                  Snowcat
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                  but when parts of his Lute....

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                    Thanatos
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                    Were destroyed by a boot,

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                      Mashibinbin
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                      A dusty old rag & bone yard

                      Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard

                      but when parts of his Lute....

                      Were destroyed by a boot,

                      he got by with an invisable-stone shard.

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                        GranitasIsCute
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                        There was a young maid named Melly...

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                          Thanatos
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                          Whose frequent appearance on telly

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                            TuragaNuju
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                            Drove Treguard To Hell

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                              Billy
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                              So he jumped down a well

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                                HarveyTowers
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                                Lubricated with mineral jelly!

                                (This topic now the tenth most replied too...)

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                                  GranitasIsCute
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                                  There was a strong lady named Gundrada,

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                                    TuragaNuju
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                                    Who Smelled Strongly Of Larger

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      Noting this, Hands and Mace

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                                        Snowcat
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                                        ...Tried to kiss her 'Sweet' face....

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          Whereupon they learned no one slaps harder.

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