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    Becxsmagic
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    Oh, sure thing.

    Dispell N I K P M U P

    There, that better everyone?

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      Snowwiewolf
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      Thanks

      Now, why do I have this crawing for pumpkin soup? 😮

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        darkDescender
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        Yes, hello and welcome! I am Dark Descender, Romanticist, Feminist and recently going slightly mad. Enjoy yourself.

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          Becxsmagic
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          I hunger for...pumpkin soup

          I'll get a batch started.

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            TheBrollachan
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            "I hunger, why don't you feed me"

            Greetings Becxsmagic, the Brollachan here, known by some also as 'that annoying...' . Welcome to the looney bin forums, enjoy your stay.

            prods Snowwiewolf with a feather

            Now what's this pumpkin doing here?

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              Snowwiewolf
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              Oh, sure thing.

              Dispell N I K P M U P

              There, that better everyone?

              Wasn't I changed back? Now how am I going to turn the Brollachan in to mouse, for prodding me with a feather if I'm a pumpkin?(!)

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                Becxsmagic
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                Thanks Brollachan! I feel very welcome.

                Right, I think I've got the biscuit shower spell sorted

                Spellcasting: B I S C U I T

                Oh, now you're all chocolate mice. Oh well.

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                  TheBrollachan
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                  mutters about woman who try using magic

                  Still, I've always wondered whether I'm a man or a mouse.

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                    Becxsmagic
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                    Watch it! (bites Brollachan's chocolate tail off)

                    Mmm...not bad (bites own ear off)

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                      TheBrollachan
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                      (Good job this isn't euphamisms ahem)

                      Eeep my tail, eeep ear.

                      sniffles

                      And I was being nice to you as a newbie.

                      watches his tail regrow back

                      Oh I must be genetically modified, oh well I always thought I wasn't normal.

                      (edited as I've now paying attention a bit more)

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                        Becxsmagic
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                        Well...you were so delicious I couldn't resist. Mmmm, chocolate.

                        PS I didn't bite your ear off, just your tail.

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                          Drassil
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                          Notes the date I bet you wish you'd saved a few of those pumpkins now!

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                            Becxsmagic
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                            What a good idea!

                            Spellcasting...P U M P K I N

                            Turns herself into a pumpkin

                            That's not right...

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              Ohh dear nasty

                              Spell casting: P-I-C-K-M-E-U-P

                              turns everyone in to smileys

                              :)     :o      :)    :)     :o      
                              

                              Whhoops!

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