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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    Elita
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    When Lord Fear appears to threaten the dungeoneer while wearing tights.

    ...no, wait, that DID happen in Series 6... shudders

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      WhiteFloatingSkull
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      The following is an attempt to inject some of the afore mentioned phantasms as a part of Floating Phantasm equal rights. T'is the law, you know...

      1: The Floating Phantasm Union decides that their clients are being underpaid, and thus incite strikes, meaning that when you see a skull, sword or anvil onscreen, they are holding up picket signs and yelling "Dungeoneer's go home..."

      2: The floating skull is bouncin' around as a basketball, being used in a 5-a-a-side basketball match between the pooka's and the Sword/Anvil team.

      3: A Knightmare Skull appears on the front cover of Tim Magazine as the 'hottest skinless head alive'

      4: The floating skulls are revealed to actually be hel in the air by metal cables and pulleys.

      5: A skull and a Pooka have a brawl onscreen, leaving EVERYONE looking confused...

      This has been brought to you, in part, by the Floating Phantasm Organisation, a department of Umbrella Inc.

      You may resume your broadcast...

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        Emii
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        #75

        5: A skull and a Pooka have a brawl onscreen, leaving EVERYONE looking confused...

        LOL! hehehehehe that really would be very amusing...

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          Spoo
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          I'm useless at this sort of thing, but here goes...

          The dungeoneer is led astray and ends up in a Thermonuclear-weapon room.

          A young boy's parents get a telephone call in which mentioned words include 'ledge', 'gravity', 'stalactite' and 'painless'.

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            dragonfollower
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            ugh, they're soooo anoying 😠

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              dragonfollower
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              #78

              [ooooooops, thought u said sum 41,aaaaaaaaaargh)

              u wouldn't sum 41 in the dungeons anyway)

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                Emii
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                I happen to like Sum41.

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                  Ark
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                  *We see Morghanna, Malice, Aesandre and Lillith all bouncing up and down singing "Sisters are doing it for themselves!!!!!"

                  *Bal-Shebah starts seeing a therapist

                  *We actually see some Dwarves in the Dwarf Tunnels

                  *For that matter, we see some Dwarves that aren't the same size as humans!

                  *Marta has an affair with Sidriss behind Hordriss' back, leading to an appearance on one of America's many crummy chat shows - "I'm a powerful Mage from another dimension who's daughter is having a gay affair with the bar wench I scored with".

                  *Due to an Opposition plot going wrong, the above show actually becomes "I'm a powerful Mage from another dimension who's daughter is having an affair with a lizard-like creature from Atlantis who was disguised as the bar wench I scored with".

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                    Emii
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                    Velda talks to a dungeoneer without hyperventilating

                    Hordriss decides to wear blue...AND DISAPPEARS! The most advanced trick he's done throughout the series!!!

                    Smirky greets the dungeoneer with a "Oh HELLOOOO! And how are we on this fine day? Oh good grief look at the state of you...and that HELMET! You are NOT going into level two like that - what WILL we do with you?"

                    Pickle comes back to help Treguard, and brings along Legolas to help out, who shoots Treguard in the ass for calling him a long haired nancy-boy

                    The goblins are replaced with Hobbits who don't have a clue what they are doing there ("Er...Pippin? Aren't we supposed to be doing something with a ring? Why's that smelly guy telling us to eat that kid in a funny helmet?")

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                      Gerz
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                      The Dungeonere walks in on the middle of a gobblin strike

                      Lord Fear, manages to kill every dungeonere by playing Sum 41 as soon as they enter Level 3

                      Motley and Folly get into a fight

                      The cyclops is Sing "Happy days"

                      Lord Fears invites the Dungeoneres to sleep in his bedroom while he sleeps in a "sleeping bag"

                      (People whom watched that Michael Jackson Documentary will get that)

                      The team walk in on Velda Taking a bath  😄 😮

                      There is a short cut from level 1 that misses out level 2 and skips right to level 3 so that a team can win the game before the series ends (oh no, thats was done 🐵

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                        Gerz
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                        #83

                        I got some more

                        When Treguard saids Enter Stranger and a goblin comes to take the quest

                        Pickle laughs at a team dying

                        When you pick up a spy glass and see Mogdred

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                          Emii
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                          LOL! I can just see Pickle rolling on the floor in hysterics while Treguard just sits in his chair, going O_o

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                            Emii
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                            #85

                            Pickle doesn't crack up when the opportunity comes along

                            Treguard doesn't give any warnings

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                              benprice606
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                              When the floaty skull gets that abcess in the side of his face looked at...

                              (and he wonders why he failed the life force audition!!

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                                Malefact
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                                The production crew walk onto the set and sit down with bags of popcorn.

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                                  Emii
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                                  Tim Child decides that Knightmare is getting a little bit too gruesome for children, and starts to bring in pop stars as special guests in the dungeons.

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                                    Trial_by_Spikes
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                                    Incidentally, I hope Tim Child has the good sense to make sure that the children actually die in this series. If "Knightmare" had a fault, it was that the children "lived in the real world because they're all so special." Maybe they wouldn't make silly sidestepping errors if their own lives were at risk.

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                                      Arcengal
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                                      Wth?

                                      Treguard: Ok team, now listen. New to this series of Knightmare is the fact that your dungeoneer can actually die. We have real life death traps set up in the blue screen room. Suceed in the quests or we will be sued for manslaughter...

                                      Lord Fear: You will be sued? Ha ha ha ha I will be the one doing the killing around here, dungeon master.

                                      Treguard: Why don't you shut up?

                                      o_O

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                                        Emii
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                                        LOL! I'm glad someone else uses the O_o face-symbol too - it says so much!

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                                          DavidNewton
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                                          Took me ages to work out what it meant.

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