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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    Gerz
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    I got some more

    When Treguard saids Enter Stranger and a goblin comes to take the quest

    Pickle laughs at a team dying

    When you pick up a spy glass and see Mogdred

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      Emii
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      LOL! I can just see Pickle rolling on the floor in hysterics while Treguard just sits in his chair, going O_o

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        Emii
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        Pickle doesn't crack up when the opportunity comes along

        Treguard doesn't give any warnings

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          benprice606
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          When the floaty skull gets that abcess in the side of his face looked at...

          (and he wonders why he failed the life force audition!!

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            Malefact
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            The production crew walk onto the set and sit down with bags of popcorn.

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              Emii
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              Tim Child decides that Knightmare is getting a little bit too gruesome for children, and starts to bring in pop stars as special guests in the dungeons.

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                Trial_by_Spikes
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                Incidentally, I hope Tim Child has the good sense to make sure that the children actually die in this series. If "Knightmare" had a fault, it was that the children "lived in the real world because they're all so special." Maybe they wouldn't make silly sidestepping errors if their own lives were at risk.

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                  Arcengal
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                  Wth?

                  Treguard: Ok team, now listen. New to this series of Knightmare is the fact that your dungeoneer can actually die. We have real life death traps set up in the blue screen room. Suceed in the quests or we will be sued for manslaughter...

                  Lord Fear: You will be sued? Ha ha ha ha I will be the one doing the killing around here, dungeon master.

                  Treguard: Why don't you shut up?

                  o_O

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                    Emii
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                    LOL! I'm glad someone else uses the O_o face-symbol too - it says so much!

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                      DavidNewton
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                      Took me ages to work out what it meant.

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                        Elita
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                        Just got my video of Season 3 from a friend who has Challenge (and I now owe her one soul), and a few things for this thread speang to mind:

                        Melisandre decides standing on trapdoors is A Bad Thing and starts avoidong them.

                        Velda takes a day off from being the friendly neighbourhood psychopath and doesn't threaten the Dungeoneer with knife/crossbow.

                        Festus turns out to be a two-headed chihuahua. (well, those little b*****ds are pretty vicious)

                        Festus shuts up.

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                          Trial_by_Spikes
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                          spot on.

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                            Emii
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                            Hit the nail on the head, Chuckyegg!

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                              Gerz
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                              You take the thrid "Step" and Mogdread appears instead of Merlin

                              The goblins are dancing to a song being played on there horns.

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                                Pooka
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                                That song is by S Club Juniors!

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                                  DavidNewton
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                                  D-¦>

                                  • Lord Fear jettisons his heavy metal armbands and even heavier metal helmet in favour of....

                                  ....well, you finish this one.

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                                    Emii
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                                    ...something he got at an Ann Summers party!

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                                      DavidNewton
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                                      AAAARGH!

                                      ...Well done anyway.

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                                        Gerz
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                                        😮

                                        When the dungeonere enters the next room, and it is a room from the crystal maze/ VI/ Coronation Street/ any other show apart from Knightmare!

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                                          dragonfollower
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                                          ...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Lord Fear

                                          That would be really funny-to see s club jrs on knightmare

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