The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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*The Big Book Of Convincing Sound Effects * by Ridolfo
Popularity And Adoring Fans In Ten Easy Steps, a collaboration by Fidjit and Casper
*Humble Pie: The Art Of Remaining Modest * by Hordriss
Why Aaaaarrrrr Is A Frightfully Important Part Of A Pirate's Repitoir by Captain Nemanor
Heart to Hart, a collaboration by Lord Fear and Tony Hart
Elita's 'Elps: 1001 Wonderfull Uses For Pan Pipes
An Eyefull Of Arrows, a parody by Skarkill
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*Gift of the Gab * by Brother Silence
*Gift of the Grab * by Sylvester Hands
Why I'm Nothing Like That Ice Queen In Narnia And Why I'm Consulting a Lawyer by Aesandra
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The Little Book of Calm by Sidriss.
Foreword by Gideon from Team 2 of Series 8.
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I realise this is a risky bump...it's almost a year old, and 20 pages is quite a lot of thin books. However, I'm sure we'll be able to think of even more!
Brother Mace's New Diet Revolution, by, erm, Brother Mace.
Knightmare VR: The Complete First Series, by Tim Child.
List of 2005 showings of Series 3 on Challenge, by the Challenge Staff.
All My Knightmare Fanfics That Aren't Silly Crossovers, by BillyH.
It's a Cake!!!, by the Knightmare Forum members.
List of People Caei Hasn't Cheated on Bexmagic With, by the Knightmare Chat members.
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How to beat your dragon mint addiction by Smirkenorff
*Get rich quick * by the Boatsman
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*The Evils of Alchohol * by Brother Mace
*Dem Bones * by the Catacombite
Firestarter, a comedy by Aesandra
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Genuinley Funny Jokes, a collaboration by Motley and Catherine Tate
Knightmare: The Official Prima Strategy Guide. "All tips and tricks exposed, master those tricky levels and beat Lord Fear with a top score"
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Ad-libbing For Dummies by Grimaldine
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The Noble Art Of Not Confusing One Gameshow With Another, by Richard O'Brien, with embarrassed foreword by HStorm. (You may have to think about that one.)
A Good Time And Place For Angling, by Sly Hands.
Keep It Clean! by Motley and Sly Hands.
Rhetoric Of A Grand Orator, by The Dreaded Kaa.
Procedural Streamlining, by Bumptious.
Spell Like An Oxford Don, by team 7 season 2.
Flawless Card Tricks, by Brother Mace.
Better Anglo-Oriental Relations: My Battle For A Better World, by the guy who designed Ah Wok's outfit.
Casper, I Miss You, by ANYONE.
Wise To A Rip-Off, by Olaf.
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Ad-libbing For Dummies by Grimaldine
Good one.
Three Steps To Success, by Scott from Team 9 of Series 3
Changing Helmets, Changing Lives: Why, If It Ain't Broke, You Should Fix It Anyway, by Majida. Foreword by Lord C. Morris Fear
Why My Endearing Speech Impediment Plus My Vibrant And Natural Hand Gestures, Not To Mention The Hilarious Alliterative Mistaken Identity Thing I Do Whenever I Meet A Dungeoneer, All Make For A Compelling Character Who Puts Julius Scaramonger To Shame And Leaves Each And Every Watcher Wanting More, by Honesty Bartram
How To Be Subtle About Expressing A Low Opinion Of Honesty Bartram, by Drassil. Ghost-written by Bartram's daughter, Verity Seldam
No, No, No: Why I Am Not Remotely Inspired By Margaret Thatcher In My Voice, In My Speeches To Daniel And Nathan, Or In My Nickname, by Maldame
Neighing Me, Knowing Hugh: Conversations With My Rider, by Neddy
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Identifying Suitable Targets For Interrogation, by Grimaldine.
Policing With A Light Hand, by Gwendoline The Green Warden.
Learn The Killer Instinct With That Venomous Giant Spider That Always Waits Politely On The Cavern Ledge For The Dungeoneer To Pass Before Continuing On Its Way.
Traditionalism, by Lord Fear.
Defense de Fumer, by the Level Three Wyrm who looks like Owen but clearly isn't.
Sanity, by Tobias the Templar Knight.
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