The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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The Little Book of Calm by Sidriss.
Foreword by Gideon from Team 2 of Series 8.
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I realise this is a risky bump...it's almost a year old, and 20 pages is quite a lot of thin books. However, I'm sure we'll be able to think of even more!
Brother Mace's New Diet Revolution, by, erm, Brother Mace.
Knightmare VR: The Complete First Series, by Tim Child.
List of 2005 showings of Series 3 on Challenge, by the Challenge Staff.
All My Knightmare Fanfics That Aren't Silly Crossovers, by BillyH.
It's a Cake!!!, by the Knightmare Forum members.
List of People Caei Hasn't Cheated on Bexmagic With, by the Knightmare Chat members.
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How to beat your dragon mint addiction by Smirkenorff
*Get rich quick * by the Boatsman
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*The Evils of Alchohol * by Brother Mace
*Dem Bones * by the Catacombite
Firestarter, a comedy by Aesandra
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Genuinley Funny Jokes, a collaboration by Motley and Catherine Tate
Knightmare: The Official Prima Strategy Guide. "All tips and tricks exposed, master those tricky levels and beat Lord Fear with a top score"
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Ad-libbing For Dummies by Grimaldine
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The Noble Art Of Not Confusing One Gameshow With Another, by Richard O'Brien, with embarrassed foreword by HStorm. (You may have to think about that one.)
A Good Time And Place For Angling, by Sly Hands.
Keep It Clean! by Motley and Sly Hands.
Rhetoric Of A Grand Orator, by The Dreaded Kaa.
Procedural Streamlining, by Bumptious.
Spell Like An Oxford Don, by team 7 season 2.
Flawless Card Tricks, by Brother Mace.
Better Anglo-Oriental Relations: My Battle For A Better World, by the guy who designed Ah Wok's outfit.
Casper, I Miss You, by ANYONE.
Wise To A Rip-Off, by Olaf.
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Ad-libbing For Dummies by Grimaldine
Good one.
Three Steps To Success, by Scott from Team 9 of Series 3
Changing Helmets, Changing Lives: Why, If It Ain't Broke, You Should Fix It Anyway, by Majida. Foreword by Lord C. Morris Fear
Why My Endearing Speech Impediment Plus My Vibrant And Natural Hand Gestures, Not To Mention The Hilarious Alliterative Mistaken Identity Thing I Do Whenever I Meet A Dungeoneer, All Make For A Compelling Character Who Puts Julius Scaramonger To Shame And Leaves Each And Every Watcher Wanting More, by Honesty Bartram
How To Be Subtle About Expressing A Low Opinion Of Honesty Bartram, by Drassil. Ghost-written by Bartram's daughter, Verity Seldam
No, No, No: Why I Am Not Remotely Inspired By Margaret Thatcher In My Voice, In My Speeches To Daniel And Nathan, Or In My Nickname, by Maldame
Neighing Me, Knowing Hugh: Conversations With My Rider, by Neddy
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Identifying Suitable Targets For Interrogation, by Grimaldine.
Policing With A Light Hand, by Gwendoline The Green Warden.
Learn The Killer Instinct With That Venomous Giant Spider That Always Waits Politely On The Cavern Ledge For The Dungeoneer To Pass Before Continuing On Its Way.
Traditionalism, by Lord Fear.
Defense de Fumer, by the Level Three Wyrm who looks like Owen but clearly isn't.
Sanity, by Tobias the Templar Knight.
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The All-Singing-All-Dancing Gargoyle, by Mugg.
Play Like A Grand Master, by the Bishop Of The Black Monastery.
Command The Respect Of Your Superiors, by Sylvester Hands.
Incorruptible, by Skarkill, with foreword by Gumboil The Steadfast.
Get That Glamour Girl Look, by Alison Gross.
Make-Up In Moderation, by Lillith.
Each According To His Needs, by Lord Fear.
We Shall Not Be Swayed, a collaboration by the Door Monsters.
How To Beat Your Fists Against The Wall In Frustration When A Media Project Is Abandoned Without Breaking Fingers*, by HStorm.
How To Avoid Turning Forum Posts Parodying Dungeon Characters Into Forum Posts Parodying Oneself, by HStorm.
How To Avoid Circular Humour In Your Forum Posts, by HStorm.
- Well all right, they're only bruised, but they still hurt...
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Under-Reaction, by Gibbet.
Chemistry For Boffins, by Rothberry the Apothecary.
World Class Pronunciation, by Gundrada.
The Sly Hands Book Of Advanced Mathematics.
I Was The Star Of My School's Debating Society, by the Catacombite.
The Art Of Being At Ease With Oneself, by Bhal-Shebah.
How To Greet A Knight Of The Realm, by Cedric The Mad Monk of Wrawsby, with illustrations by Elita the Cavern Elf.
So Light On My Feet, by Black McGrew.
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Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen
Improving the Harmony of a Multi-Elemental Society - complete with audio version by a skull-haunting
You Too Can Overcome Extreme Ticklishness by the automaton
Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach
Awesome by Default by Sylvester Hands
How to Be an Incredible Lover by A. Cavernwight
Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley
Exquisite Vegetarian Cookery by Theodore D. Catacomb-Bite
Confessions of a Keystone by the lion's head laser-shooter
Wear that Apron with Pride! the Househusband's Handbook by Treguard of Dunshelm
Jenny the Sparrow's First Birthday by Hordriss the Confuser
Magnificent Holiday Destinations by D. Cavernwight
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