Any three in the world
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I'd choose MC Hammer to be the spellcaster, as being a rapper, he'll easily spellcast quick enough to get me out of a tight situation, even if the spell's FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION. Plus, he can cheer us up between filming with renditions of U Can't Touch This!
The second advisor would be Detective Frank Drebin from 'Police Squad!'. I've put him in the middle as he can use his (literal) long arms of the law to break up arguments from the other advisors. Plus, I'd like to see how he handles temporal disruption, judging by the freeze frames at the end of Police Squad episodes.
And the third would be Tim Child, as, having wrote the script, he'd know exactly what's going to happen in each room. Heck, with him as an advisor, I don't need the other two!
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I'd be safe in their hands (so to speak). Heh heh..
I think we all know what you're saying...
I'd probably take my brother, who's a master tactician, anyone with a really relaxing voice, and a genuine Doctor Who, cos he could solve any puzzle I get stuck in straight away.
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I'd choose MC Hammer to be the spellcaster, as being a rapper, he'll easily spellcast quick enough to get me out of a tight situation, even if the spell's FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION.
You watched Catchword when it was on, didn't you? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, that was their other favourite word.
Paul Coia for the next host of Countdown! Hang on - Des got the gig. Arse.
Another interesting point: here's a revised plot from series 3. (NOTE: I only ever saw bits and pieces of this series, as you all know by now, and that was back in 1989. If this scene is not accurate... I can't help it!)
McGrew: "Och! I'll chop ye're heed off!"
Dungeoneer: shits pants "Aargh! What am I going to do?"
Advisor 1: "Use the spell!"
Advisor 2: "Spellcasting! H-A-M-M-E-R-T-I-M-E!"
jangly spellcasting noise
inoffensive rap music starts playing
McGrew Dances
McGrew: "Och! Och! Make it stop! I'll do anything!"
Team: nothing
Dungeoneer: walks off into next room
whap (standard moving-through-rooms noise)
Sword: jangly sword noise jangly sword noise jangly sword noise (etc)
Lifeforce: descending
Lifeforce: turns into a huge skull that fills the screen
Bells: BONG! BONG!
You know what's coming next...
Treguard: Ooooh... nasty!
Someone HAS to make this reality. Flash, video editing... something!
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Hmm, well, i'd take my boyfriend with me to calm me down when I panic one of his best mates cos he's really good at strategies etc and Treguard cos he would know all the dungeons! Kinda cheating I know, but you did say anyone!
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Heh, I guess so, but it would give me an unfair advantage!
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Ironlord is right someone make that scene real!
Tony Kakko, just as an exuse to meet me idol plus he's funny and would calm me down when I panic.
Janne Ahola (singer of Teräsbetoni) to be the spellcaster. Him spellcasting with that high pitched voice of his would make the enemies die of laughter.
Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho to be the guide. He'd propably scare even Lord Fear with his abuse of words and his "horrific" voice.
The bad thing is:
Tony would propaly guide me in to a pit for the fun of it
I'd be deaf after hearing Alexi and Janne yell orders and spells...
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Well if I could have four advisors
Nah, I'd propably ask someone from here
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Tony Kakko, just as an exuse to meet me idol plus he's funny and would calm me down when I panic.
Are you sure?
(heavy Finnish accent)
"OK, Snowwiewolf, you're outside in the forest, with a very hairy man in front of you. (Say it's Olaf, who's managed to escape from series 2). Full moon is on the sky and... he's not a man anymore! Run away, run away, run away!"
(Anyone who doesn't get this - i.e. everyone else - might want to look at: http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/sonataarctica/ecliptica.html#6)
Janne Ahola (singer of Teräsbetoni) to be the spellcaster. Him spellcasting with that high pitched voice of his would make the enemies die of laughter.
Yes, I can see that one as well... Snowwiewolf is threatened by Ariadne, and is facing certain death until Janne sends his heroes in to intervene.
Spellcasting! M-A-N-O-W-A-R!
jangly spell noise
Four almost-naked men appear, wearing only loincloths and with their entire bodies covered in baby oil. One has a permanent scowl on his face. They pick up their swords, and attempt to slay the imminent danger. The scowling one howls "We will never lay down our arms until the enemies of metal are defeated!" while Ariadne crawls up behind him and eats him whole. He dies, heroically, in battle, along with the three others, when it would have been a far better idea to actually win the battle.
At this point, Pickle intervenes, and sends in Thyrfing to get the job done properly.
Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho to be the guide. He'd propably scare even Lord Fear with his abuse of words and his "horrific" voice.
Snowwiewolf: "Where am I?"
Alexi: "YOW! You're in Lake Bodom! YOW!"
Snowwiewolf: "Alexi, could you stop screaming in my ear?"
Alexi: "YOW!"
The bad thing is:
Tony would propaly guide me in to a pit for the fun of it
I'd be deaf after hearing Alexi and Janne yell orders and spells...
Alternatively: Tony's voice fails to reach you through the helmet (probably due to messrs. Ahola and Laiho) and would throw a massive strop about the poor sound quality...
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For my advisors, Richard O'Brien (just cos I want to meet him in person) Mark Lamar, (sarcasm is the strongest weapon known to man) and Tom Baker. (With his lovely commanding voice)
Dungeoneer to guide into peril/certain death? Easy.
Ed. Tudor. Pole.
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LOL, guess you're not a fan then? Hmm, I would probably put in Bush cos it'd be funny seeing him try to talk to the people in the dungeon and not understanding them, does that make me cruel?
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"Where am ah?"
"You're in a room with..."
"A room?!? A room?!? I'm not in an oilfield?"
"Er, no. Ahead of you there's..."
"There any folks in here?"
"Yeah, there's..."
"Well let's not dance round the ol' bush - an' ah don't just mean muh daddy when ah say that - let's talk to 'em. Hey you thar! Ah'm on the quest for an awful lot o' oil and any Eye-Shields of Mass Destruction. You got any?"
"GRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!"
"As I was saying, George, there's a huge monster with yellow skin, pointy teeth and a single gleaming eye, and it's drooling hungrily."
"Ah, Dick Cheney! Who'd a thunk ah'd run into you down here..."
And so on.
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LOL, yeah! He'd probably have Tony Blair as an advisor as well!
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I scared my mum by laughing too loudly
One thing my mom wants to know: How do you know so much about finnish heavy?
I'd like to have my old french teacher as the dungeneer. Say hello to the goblins Tarja, ask them if they'd like to learn frech recipies! Mwah ha haa!
And I'd like ? ? to be one of the advisors (so I could steal a kiss from him while everyone is watching my french teacher get eaten)
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I scared my mum by laughing too loudly
One thing my mom wants to know: How do you know so much about finnish heavy?
http://www.last.fm/users/nimbostratus
And that's just in the last month. I have more Finnish metal than is healthy and it's been on my playlist for the last year and a half to the near-exclusion of just about anything else.
Blame the people who introduced me to Ensiferum. Also blame the people in and around Nottingham who invented the "Full Moon Dance" that has already been exported to a few other rock clubs round the country...
I'll send you a link at some stage.
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