Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
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In 7 months I'll be old enough, so I won't risk my drivers licence just yet
oh and you wouln't see the Brollachan driving a car he got from Becks (the Knightmare Broll not Forum)
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Yep, still going offers gin and tonic and biscuits to celebrate
You wouldn't see the Blockers working as bouncers in your local nightclub (OK, it's not in the dungeons...)
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"OI, you're not getting in if you're under 18 and don't have the password." I'd love to see that.
I know it's been said somewhere else, but what about blockers replacing Chip and Pin?
Or Ridolfo on the X-factor? Then again, that's not the dungeons.
Slyvester Hands enjoying high tea with cucumber sandwiches accompanied with Lissard and Lord Fear involving a learned debate on whether Sidriss or Velma is more attractive?
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Do you mean Velda? Velma was in Scooby Doo!
These threads have been going for a long time (hence their 'Klassic' status, I suppose), and some of the more recent posts are recapturing ideas from the earlier days:
You wouldn't see ... Brother Mace and Pickle (see Episode1, Series 7)at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting
[Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]
Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...
Brangwen: Answer, name it now!
Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.
[The others in the semi-circle applaud.]
Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...
Slyvester Hands enjoying high tea with cucumber sandwiches...
Sylvester Hands: "Good evening, old sport! I was just enjoying a rather spiffing cucumber sandwich!"
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That'll be where I got the idea looks guilty
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Cedric becoming the lover of a Russian queen, who is convinced that he can cure her son's haemophilia.
A band consisting of skeletrons and catacombites, named 'Boney KM', singing a song about Cedric doing the above.
McGrew interrogating a tin of Baxter's soup: 'So you're not a Campbell?'
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The Brollachan coming out of a dungeon wall as the dungeoneer walks by:
"You will tell me how to check my lottery tickets online, human. Then you will tell me if Keira Knightley is single"
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When the dugeoneer looks through the spy glass, Lord Fear is asleep.
**********When the dugeoneer looks through the spy glass, Lord Fear is in a forest, playing with bunny rabbits.
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*the dungeneer looks trough the spyglass and sees:
Lordi and the others talking whilst Lord Fear is tied up in a corner, looking very outraged*
For those ignorant:
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*the dungeneer looks trough the spyglass and sees:
Lordi and the others talking whilst Lord Fear is tied up in a corner, looking very outraged*
For those ignorant:
I think we've all heard of Lordi now. Congratulations, Snowwie!
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Please could I suggest that you re-post that in the 'I had a silly idea' thread and delete it from .this thread? That way, we have all the song parodies in one place.
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A dungeoneer walking into the Sewers of Goth to find it decorated with tinsel, baulbles, paperchains, a couple of christmas trees in the corners, twinkling lights and a generous helping of Harpic Toilet Blocks and Fresheners littered everwhere...
(Gotta get this topic back up and running! Its just legendary!)
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A Series 3 dungeoneer being attacked by a dwarf at the start of Level 3 for taking a joyride in his minecart. The dungeoneer simply replies, "Enthralling trip, titch."
(A nod to a kind remark that's appeared on the website. )
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