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The funniest death on Knightmare?

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    Sb04
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    i like the death of team 5 on series 3 where the floating skulls put the team off and the dungeoneer falls to his death from the ledge

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      MJNSEIFER
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      Did anyone find any of the deaths in Knightmare funny for any reason?

      For some reason I found Chris' death in series 5 funny, It's when his team get the path for the upcoming causeway (Red Blue Green and Grey) but a blocker stops them and they think THAT'S the password!! (Chris makes a mistake of his own aswell if you noticed)

      And although I can't remember if I ever saw it, but that one where an inviable (Represented by a star) Dungoneer gets told to walk forward and then falls out the window because they don't stop him sounds hilerious! What were they doing when he fell?!

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        The humbugs incident in series2 with Antony and Lillith was hilarious!!!!

        "What do you offer boy?"

        "...humbugth"

        "Hummmmmbugs!!!!???!" etc

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          MJNSEIFER
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          Was that the Potion/Poison episode? If so I liked that one to.

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            djoska
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            yeah- that's the one!!!!!!

            How funny- just cracks me up how antony mumbles "humbugth" in that inconfident lisp and Lillith screams at him:

            HUMMMMMMBUGS?!?!?!!

            hahaha 😮

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              Ironlord
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              If you ask me, Lillith should have been grateful for anything anyone brought. After all, it's not as if she ever had any other visitors, apart from Treguard, who was always thrown out...

              Which gives me an idea for a thread...

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                djoska
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                Should have lobbed the empty jar at her, ran across the room before the crew could activate the death sequence, stole motleys laugh and waved it at her-

                hahahaha.

                humbugs...

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                  natnut
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                  funny deaths...my top ones from each series are....

                  SERIES ONE. Killed by lillith for not bringing her a comb, only find this funny cos granitas made it so obvious to pick up comb!

                  SERIES TWO. Killed by Cedric as they had the spell SHOVEL but tried spellcasting SPADE! and then said the word stalagtyte thinking it was the password!

                  SERIES THREE. Team who had an amulet of invisibilty and carried on using it thus not seeing where they were going and falling off a cliff.

                  SERIES FOUR. the welsh team who's famous last words were..."sidestep to the left" lol

                  SERIES FIVE. Team who were turned into a goblin and were eaten by the blocker for not knowing password(the dungeoneers voice was all squeeky when saying red,blue,green,grey etc)

                  SERIES SIX.Team who fell off causeway puzzle, the ones who didnt even have time to even move one square cos they were so slow! lol

                  SERIES SEVEN:team who were killed by the trial by spikes,the ones that had the troll blocking the way. they couldnt finish of the spell,as they missed a letter by not using darkness powder. This team were cool and quite funky for that time!

                  SERIES EIGHT:team who were killed by red dragon, "cooked or raw" lol comedy was great!

                  the end....

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                    RobCharles
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                    SERIES FOUR. the welsh team who's famous last words were..."sidestep to the left" lol

                    I remember that, it was so funny, because I'm from Swansea myself, not sure where abouts they were from thou

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                      natnut
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                      think they were from swansea actually lol. not 100% tho

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                        nin_ken_dog
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                        "Say hello to the goblins and ask them if they would like a good present."

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                          natnut
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                          lmao......that was a funny one! same as.....hold up the symbol(when already dead) series 1!

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                            MJNSEIFER
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                            SERIES ONE. Killed by lillith for not bringing her a comb, only find this funny cos granitas made it so obvious to pick up comb!

                            Can you remember what the hints given for the comb were? Just wondering...

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                              HStorm
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                              Not word-for-word, but it went something like, "She cares about her appearance more than mere base metals."

                              The objects available were a bar of gold, the soap and the comb. From that clue, it's clear the comb was required, and possibly the soap as well. The real silliness was not so much the choice of objects, as the fact that they only took the one object.

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                                MJNSEIFER
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                                I see.

                                I wonder if they needed Soap for a later scene though? (Stomach peraps?)

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                                  natnut
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                                  i reckon maybe a stomach swallowing in liliths lair..i.e sankes head=snakes stomach! as seen in series 3!

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                                    TuragaNuju
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                                    I think there is a better question:

                                    Which deaths arn't funny?

                                    Almost all of them were deserved for their blind stupidity (The points where you shout at the TV).

                                    The few that I thought were not deserving are like the X-mas season end cop-out.

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                                      nin_ken_dog
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                                      Anyone have video of deaths other than the ones in the clips section? I would love to watch a tape just full of the deaths because they looked so funny and cool.

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                                        Wolfshead
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                                        I alsways found the deaths of Mave (series 1), Akash (Series 2), Julie (Serioes 3) and the one in series 5 that blew the golbin horn.

                                        I reckon a funny death would be if Oakley had ever killed anyone. He would probably have dropped the large branche of the dungeoneer's head.

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                                          Redthir
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                                          Anthony - Series 2, Team 11

                                          The dungeoneer seemed to lack any kind of emotion, as well as seeming completely oblivious to the fact that the jar was empty.

                                          Alan - Series 6, Team 3

                                          "We're dead, Alan."

                                          Simon - Series 4, Team 4

                                          Funny enough for me to create a parody song based on this death. And a Facebook group as well.

                                          Chris - Series 5, Team 7

                                          Chris: Red, Green, Blue and Grey.

                                          One of the advisors: No Chris! Say Red, Blue, Green and Grey!

                                          Chris: What?

                                          (Blocker eats him)

                                          Simon - Series 3, Team 3

                                          It was strangely amusing seeing the team guide Simon straight off a cliff.

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