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The funniest death on Knightmare?

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    djoska
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    Should have lobbed the empty jar at her, ran across the room before the crew could activate the death sequence, stole motleys laugh and waved it at her-

    hahahaha.

    humbugs...

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      natnut
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      funny deaths...my top ones from each series are....

      SERIES ONE. Killed by lillith for not bringing her a comb, only find this funny cos granitas made it so obvious to pick up comb!

      SERIES TWO. Killed by Cedric as they had the spell SHOVEL but tried spellcasting SPADE! and then said the word stalagtyte thinking it was the password!

      SERIES THREE. Team who had an amulet of invisibilty and carried on using it thus not seeing where they were going and falling off a cliff.

      SERIES FOUR. the welsh team who's famous last words were..."sidestep to the left" lol

      SERIES FIVE. Team who were turned into a goblin and were eaten by the blocker for not knowing password(the dungeoneers voice was all squeeky when saying red,blue,green,grey etc)

      SERIES SIX.Team who fell off causeway puzzle, the ones who didnt even have time to even move one square cos they were so slow! lol

      SERIES SEVEN:team who were killed by the trial by spikes,the ones that had the troll blocking the way. they couldnt finish of the spell,as they missed a letter by not using darkness powder. This team were cool and quite funky for that time!

      SERIES EIGHT:team who were killed by red dragon, "cooked or raw" lol comedy was great!

      the end....

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        RobCharles
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        SERIES FOUR. the welsh team who's famous last words were..."sidestep to the left" lol

        I remember that, it was so funny, because I'm from Swansea myself, not sure where abouts they were from thou

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          natnut
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          think they were from swansea actually lol. not 100% tho

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            nin_ken_dog
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            "Say hello to the goblins and ask them if they would like a good present."

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              natnut
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              lmao......that was a funny one! same as.....hold up the symbol(when already dead) series 1!

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                MJNSEIFER
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                SERIES ONE. Killed by lillith for not bringing her a comb, only find this funny cos granitas made it so obvious to pick up comb!

                Can you remember what the hints given for the comb were? Just wondering...

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                  HStorm
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                  Not word-for-word, but it went something like, "She cares about her appearance more than mere base metals."

                  The objects available were a bar of gold, the soap and the comb. From that clue, it's clear the comb was required, and possibly the soap as well. The real silliness was not so much the choice of objects, as the fact that they only took the one object.

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                    MJNSEIFER
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                    I see.

                    I wonder if they needed Soap for a later scene though? (Stomach peraps?)

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                      natnut
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                      i reckon maybe a stomach swallowing in liliths lair..i.e sankes head=snakes stomach! as seen in series 3!

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                        TuragaNuju
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                        I think there is a better question:

                        Which deaths arn't funny?

                        Almost all of them were deserved for their blind stupidity (The points where you shout at the TV).

                        The few that I thought were not deserving are like the X-mas season end cop-out.

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                          nin_ken_dog
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                          Anyone have video of deaths other than the ones in the clips section? I would love to watch a tape just full of the deaths because they looked so funny and cool.

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                            Wolfshead
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                            I alsways found the deaths of Mave (series 1), Akash (Series 2), Julie (Serioes 3) and the one in series 5 that blew the golbin horn.

                            I reckon a funny death would be if Oakley had ever killed anyone. He would probably have dropped the large branche of the dungeoneer's head.

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                              Redthir
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                              Anthony - Series 2, Team 11

                              The dungeoneer seemed to lack any kind of emotion, as well as seeming completely oblivious to the fact that the jar was empty.

                              Alan - Series 6, Team 3

                              "We're dead, Alan."

                              Simon - Series 4, Team 4

                              Funny enough for me to create a parody song based on this death. And a Facebook group as well.

                              Chris - Series 5, Team 7

                              Chris: Red, Green, Blue and Grey.

                              One of the advisors: No Chris! Say Red, Blue, Green and Grey!

                              Chris: What?

                              (Blocker eats him)

                              Simon - Series 3, Team 3

                              It was strangely amusing seeing the team guide Simon straight off a cliff.

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                                Strike
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                                [quote="Redthir"]

                                Simon - Series 4, Team 4

                                Funny enough for me to create a parody song based on this death. And a Facebook group as well.

                                That is the ultimate classic!

                                Apart from that one four others that would make my top 5

                                Neil Series 2

                                Their hilarious death by Cedric the silly team that were generally useless at spellcasting Spade instead of Shovel!

                                Series 5 Richard and the Magic Orn!

                                Akash Series 2 Everything about the short quest and death is hilarious

                                Series 6 January and The Magic Rope of Sly Hands!

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                                  knightmaredave
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                                  got to be Akash and friends i mean they were so clueless they should have died in that bomb room but i think it was for pure entertainkent they survived past ignieus and a cracking oooh nasty from Treguard to finish them off

                                  classic comedy

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                                    knightmaredave
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                                    Just bhad to watch this xmas day Simon and friends do a side step to the left booong

                                    i watched this on my vhs which has stayed in really good nick i'm really impressed they still play!

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                                      Kieran
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                                      VHS, knightmaredave? How very 90s of you Mine are struggling these days, it has to be said.

                                      Nothing like a dose of Simon sidestepping left to create laughter. Accidental comedy is always the best kind, especially if your name is Simon.

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                                        thesidesteptotheleft
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                                        There was a good one early in series 2, where a guy failed to pick up a shield in level 3. A few rooms later he came up against a Medusa which turned him and his team into stone.

                                        Treguard then says "Oh dear, I think all I'm going to get from them is a stoney silence". It was the way he said it, I was laughing for ages after that.

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                                          Billy
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                                          Think it's fair to say that Series 4's "Sidestep to your left" is the death that's lasted longest in people's memories, although "Red, green, blue, grey!" in the youtube age has gained a nice momentum too.

                                          How about least funniest? There's a fair few deaths in Series 3 that piss me off because of how unfair they are,

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