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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

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    Drassil
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    Behind door 11... a Dreadnort made out of gingerbread - a gingerbreadnort, if you will. Now it's our turn to take an arm, perhaps a leg...

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      37Herbie
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      Sets fire to the Calendar

      OOhhhhhhh Nasty!

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        Sorry, it was just a reflex. Someone just has to mention Casper and...

        Sets fire to the calendar again.

        Oops. See?

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          37Herbie
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          Shame you was not a Dungeoneer in Series 1 or 2 as that could be hillarious

          HStorm picks up the Key from the table

          Key: Oi, put me down, put me down, what are you doing?

          HStorm: What are you then?

          Key: I'm Casper, Casper the aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

          HStorm drops the now burning key and leaves it to completely disintegrate

          😮

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            Ah, what a lovely vision that is... Or even better; -

            "Oi! Put me down!"

            "As you wish." Gets out hypodermic...

            Behind door 12... a mead-flavoured sweet shaped like a tatty old drinking horn.

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              37Herbie
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              Behind Door 13......

              Sylvester's Left Hand

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                37Herbie
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                Behind Door 14...........

                The Sheild of Justice

                (A Bit of a Turnup for the books)

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                  37Herbie
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                  Behind Door 15....

                  A Firestone

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    Behind door 16... a mint chocolate Smirkenorff.

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      Behind door 17... a LUVLY-tasting choc-honeycomb in the shape of a set of irons.

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                        37Herbie
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                        #20

                        Behind Door 18...........

                        AN UPPER PILL (Now you can return to normal size)

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                          37Herbie
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                          Behind Door 19.........

                          Best shut the door again quickly

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
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                            Behind door 20... a wine gum Gumboil.

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                              Mashibinbin
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                              Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'.

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                                37Herbie
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                                Behind Door 22.........

                                A Bread Roll that looks distinctly like Cedric

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                                  Drassil
                                  Senior staff
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                                  Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'.

                                  That was a reference to this, I'm guessing.

                                  Behind door 23... a chocolate Festus. Time to bite off the remaining two heads.

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                                    TheMightyMartinT
                                    TheMightyMartin
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                                    Behind door 24:

                                    A Bertie Botts Everyflavour Treguard-Shaped sweet. Looks innocent enough, but when you put it in your mouth the flavour turns out to be "ooooh nasty!"

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                                      Drassil
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                                      Dooreen is stuck on box 25 and you won't be able to open it unless you get all three true/false questions right.

                                      No questions were suggested...

                                      Behind door 25... a chocolate model of Father Christmas climbing down a wellway, whilst wearing the original Helmet of Justice and a knapsack full of presents.

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