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Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #14

    Ah, what a lovely vision that is... Or even better; -

    "Oi! Put me down!"

    "As you wish." Gets out hypodermic...

    Behind door 12... a mead-flavoured sweet shaped like a tatty old drinking horn.

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      37Herbie
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      Behind Door 13......

      Sylvester's Left Hand

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        37Herbie
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        #16

        Behind Door 14...........

        The Sheild of Justice

        (A Bit of a Turnup for the books)

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          37Herbie
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          Behind Door 15....

          A Firestone

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            Drassil
            Senior staff
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            #18

            Behind door 16... a mint chocolate Smirkenorff.

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              #19

              Behind door 17... a LUVLY-tasting choc-honeycomb in the shape of a set of irons.

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                37Herbie
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                #20

                Behind Door 18...........

                AN UPPER PILL (Now you can return to normal size)

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                  37Herbie
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                  #21

                  Behind Door 19.........

                  Best shut the door again quickly

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    #22

                    Behind door 20... a wine gum Gumboil.

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                      Mashibinbin
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                      #23

                      Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'.

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                        37Herbie
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                        #24

                        Behind Door 22.........

                        A Bread Roll that looks distinctly like Cedric

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'.

                          That was a reference to this, I'm guessing.

                          Behind door 23... a chocolate Festus. Time to bite off the remaining two heads.

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                          • TheMightyMartinT
                            TheMightyMartinT
                            TheMightyMartin
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                            Behind door 24:

                            A Bertie Botts Everyflavour Treguard-Shaped sweet. Looks innocent enough, but when you put it in your mouth the flavour turns out to be "ooooh nasty!"

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                              Drassil
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                              Dooreen is stuck on box 25 and you won't be able to open it unless you get all three true/false questions right.

                              No questions were suggested...

                              Behind door 25... a chocolate model of Father Christmas climbing down a wellway, whilst wearing the original Helmet of Justice and a knapsack full of presents.

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