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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    Emii
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    LOL! I'm glad someone else uses the O_o face-symbol too - it says so much!

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      DavidNewton
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      Took me ages to work out what it meant.

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        Elita
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        Just got my video of Season 3 from a friend who has Challenge (and I now owe her one soul), and a few things for this thread speang to mind:

        Melisandre decides standing on trapdoors is A Bad Thing and starts avoidong them.

        Velda takes a day off from being the friendly neighbourhood psychopath and doesn't threaten the Dungeoneer with knife/crossbow.

        Festus turns out to be a two-headed chihuahua. (well, those little b*****ds are pretty vicious)

        Festus shuts up.

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          Trial_by_Spikes
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          spot on.

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            Emii
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            Hit the nail on the head, Chuckyegg!

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              Gerz
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              You take the thrid "Step" and Mogdread appears instead of Merlin

              The goblins are dancing to a song being played on there horns.

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                Pooka
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                That song is by S Club Juniors!

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                  DavidNewton
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                  D-¦>

                  • Lord Fear jettisons his heavy metal armbands and even heavier metal helmet in favour of....

                  ....well, you finish this one.

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                    Emii
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                    ...something he got at an Ann Summers party!

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                      DavidNewton
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                      AAAARGH!

                      ...Well done anyway.

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                        Gerz
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                        😮

                        When the dungeonere enters the next room, and it is a room from the crystal maze/ VI/ Coronation Street/ any other show apart from Knightmare!

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                          dragonfollower
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                          ...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Lord Fear

                          That would be really funny-to see s club jrs on knightmare

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                            dragonfollower
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                            When the dungeonere enters the next room, and it is a room from the crystal maze/ VI/ Coronation Street/ any other show apart from Knightmare!..................what about the simpsons

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                              natnut
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                              1. the dungeoneer has a low life force and the only spell they posess is SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

                              2. Instead of telling a joke Motley does a rap in the style of Eminem.

                              3. Tregaurd tells the dungeoneer the wrong way to go,Just for a laugh.

                              4. Majita turns up in stockings and suspenders and says "COME HERE BIG BOY".

                              5. One of the riddles in the clue room is about eastenders

                              6. Hordriss claims his multicoloured hair is because he's turned punk.

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                                Billy
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                                Treguard shaves off his beard!!!!

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                                  Aldude
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                                  When this face -->  🙂  chases the dungeoneers instead of a storm-guist

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                                    Emii
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                                    LOL that would actually be quite scary!!!

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                                      Gerz
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                                      You walk throw a very long dwarf tunnel and end up in Russia

                                      You blow the horn (that summons Vedla) while Velda was having a bath she runs to save you before noticing she didn't have much on, much to the advisors delight 😮 and she dives behind a chair.

                                      The Wall monsters gat wall paper plastered over them

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                                        Steve
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                                        • Hordress refers to himself in the 1st person  ;D

                                        • The Dungeoneer gets fed up Turns around in the dwarf tunnel and uses the dagger to kick some serious Goblin ass

                                        • The crow does a shit on the Dungeoneers head

                                        • SMIRKY does a shit on the dungeoneers head

                                        • The dungeoneer walks in on Mrs Grimwold and the hubby doing it (Doggy style! - Excuse the pun , and the lingo)

                                        • The Skulls(ghosts) actually do some damage!

                                        • The Dungeoneer walks into a tree while in the forest(cant believe this never happened)

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                                          Pooka
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                                          Yeah, except a Stormgeist (floating skull) did some damage, once (and once only!) in series 4!  ;D

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