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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    Drassil
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    Instead of embarking on their quest, the dungeoneer and advisors start beating up Treguard and smashing up the antechamber, while singing Singin' In The Rain.

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      Dragon flights in and out of Dunshelm are disrupted by Akash.

      In a fit of paranoia, the Vatican tries to cover up Combat Chess.

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        Instead of Hordriss congratulating the winning teams, Bonnie Tyler appears to thank them straight from the heart.

        Ridolfo retires as a troubador and instead becomes the new spokesperson for Plenty kitchen towels.

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          Drassil
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          Lissard is caught at the shore of the Great Mire accepting a bribe from the Family Ness.

          Barry is arrested for shellphone hacking.

          The pilot for Lords Of The Game, the American take on Knightmare, is finally seen. It features a pair of dungeoneers, one of whom has the Eyeshield built into his helmet. The Dungeon Master and his assistants watch from the antechamber as the dungeoneers search for dragons to fly them on their quest to capture Lord Fear, who is thought to be hiding out in the monastery of Abbot Tabad.

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            Drassil
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            Merlin insists that Treguard prepare for a new phase of adventuring by going through a training montage.

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              Season 8.

              There is a knock at the door. Treguard answers. It's a young woman in a red outfit.

              "da-da da da da da! I am your Singing Telegram..."

              Treguard shoots her and slams the door.

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                Drassil
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                Pickle is found and liberated after 8 years as a prisoner of war. Although hailed as an all-Powers-That-Be hero upon his return, Elita suspects that he has been 'turned' by the Opposition and sets up spyglasses around Knightmare Castle to prove that she's right, before 'getting too close' and driving herself crazier in the process.

                I forgot to mention that Pickle came back a redhead and put on a non-native accent, but stranger things have happened.

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                  Drassil
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                  Sir Hugh de Wittless kills a Welsh dragon because he believes that some beetles need rescuing. After that, Hordriss' curse well and truly addles the knight's brain and he ends up hijacking the Dunswater ferry and taking the dragon's head around in it as he tries to rescue fish. Because of the untold amount of silver and/or gold stored in the boat being rendered inaccessible, this has major financial implications for the Greater Dungeon.

                  They're calling it the Hugh Rows Owen Crisis.

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                    Drassil
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                    Dungeoneer Jamie gets a gold medal at the 1988 Olympics.

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                      Drassil
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                      The outer garment that magically appeared on the Series 5 dungeoneer in Winteria has a label that reads: 'Share a cloak with Ben'.

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                        lord fear take over from Treguard as Dungeon Master MOTLEY and FOLLY join together and become the new bad guy

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                          Drassil
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                          Treguard, while attending a memorial service for Merlin, draws a self-portrait of himself sitting next to Hordriss and Greystagg.

                          The Chancellor of the Exchequer makes a speech consisting of mechanical whirrings and clockwork noises. It turns out to be the Automatum Statement.

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                            The bearded man sat with an elf in the ante-chamber gives out presents and shouts "Ho Ho Ho" instead of guiding the dungeoneer into the dungeon.

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                              Drassil
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                              Overwhelmed by the success of one of his side projects, Treguard withdraws Floaty Skull from the Appe Fayre.

                              Treguard, Mogdred, Merlin, Lord Fear, Morghanna, Malice, Mistress Goody, Hordriss, Aesandre, Greystagg, Maldame, Smirkenorff, Firestorm of Marblehead, Rodney, Falgo and the Little Scaramongers form an alliance against Julius Scaramonger when he is overheard saying, "Anything for you, cupcake" to one of his customers.

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                                Akash nominates Lillith for the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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                                  rachelesque
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                                  Completely OT and unfair, but I laugh whenever I see the abuse of the english language in the thread title from someone who, admittedly over 12 years later, is an english teacher

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    Lord Fear increasing the size of his communications pool many times and he and Lissard are seen using it as a hot tub sipping on Pimms and lemonade

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                                      Completely OT and unfair, but I laugh whenever I see the abuse of the english language in the thread title from someone who, admittedly over 12 years later, is an english teacher

                                      Fixed. By another English teacher.

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        Haha! Sorry for bumping this thread by the way I first saw this when I was 16 and I'm 28 now. I missed all these old classic threads

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                                          Drassil
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                                          Completely OT and unfair, but I laugh whenever I see the abuse of the english language in the thread title from someone who, admittedly over 12 years later, is an english teacher

                                          Fixed. By another English teacher.

                                          As I see it, one member was showing appreciation of another member's deliberate yet ironic use of textspeak. Not sure anything needed fixing there, especially not nine months after Rachel's comment.

                                          Haha! Sorry for bumping this thread by the way I first saw this when I was 16 and I'm 28 now. I missed all these old classic threads

                                          That is nothing to apologise for, Glenn. You didn't really bump the thread as such: it was a side effect of you adding to it. The heyday of the forum's great humour threads may have passed, but at least us old-timers can look back on them together and still contribute when a new idea does pop into our heads. I'm glad you came back.

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