They would never say...
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Treguard: Play fair, or Fear play foul, all begins again at the allotted h- no, wait, that doesn't rhyme. Play fair, or Fear commit crime, all... no, that won't do. Erm... take care of yourselves. And each other.
Treguard: And Pickle... write me a version that scans and rhymes.
Pickle: At once, master.
[A few moments later, Pickle hands Treguard a new parchment to read from.]
Treguard: 'Play thee fair, or Fear play foul / Game on's at the allotted owl.' Allotted owl?! What manner of nonsense is this? "Ah, here's the designated nocturnal bird, good, we can resume play."
Pickle: Well, if Fear's playing fowl...
Treguard: Are you trying to make an oaf of me, elf? Explain yourself. What kind of twit would allot an owl? Who?
Pickle: Twit... who...
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Advisor: "I'm hungry."
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McGrew: "Taran-tara, och aye the noo, 'tis bold McGrew to dance for you."
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Gargoyle from Season 3: "Peril is the reward of ignorance. Which is why I wished I'd died after ignorantly nutting this wall and getting my head stuck here..."
Dungeoneer: (standing by the Sewers of Goth
"Did somebody fart in here?"Greystagg: It's my time of the month and you bring me Witch Amber?! Where is the chocolate ice cream and my Twilight box set you ignorant fool!
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Advisor: "Spellcasting: Haitch-"
Treguard: "No."
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KMDF: There is no way that exactly twenty years on Fidjit would ever come back to the forum!
Happy 20th anniversary, Glenn. Thanks for remembering us and Knightmare. We certainly remember you! Not forgetting that you weren't named Fidjit in the beginning.
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Brangwen: Please don't rush to answer. Take your time; talk it over. You've got this.
Frightknights in Series 5: Sorry, Lord Fear! We'll keep still and be quiet right away.
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Dungeoneer to Oracle of Confusion: "You're on mute."
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