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    Drassil
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    Advisor: "I'm hungry."

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      Drassil
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      McGrew: "Taran-tara, och aye the noo, 'tis bold McGrew to dance for you."

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        Advisor: Take the chicken...

        Dungeoneer: I'm not touching THAT, I'm a vegan!

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          Dungeoneer: Where am I?

          Advisor: We can't see anything it's too dark!

          Treguard: Alexa! Turn on the lights in Level One!

          Alexa: Okay.

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            Gargoyle from Season 3: "Peril is the reward of ignorance. Which is why I wished I'd died after ignorantly nutting this wall and getting my head stuck here..."

            Dungeoneer: (standing by the Sewers of Goth😞 "Did somebody fart in here?"

            Greystagg: It's my time of the month and you bring me Witch Amber?! Where is the chocolate ice cream and my Twilight box set you ignorant fool!

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              Advisor: "Spellcasting: Haitch-"

              Treguard: "No."

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                KMDF: There is no way that exactly twenty years on Fidjit would ever come back to the forum!

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                  Drassil
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                  KMDF: There is no way that exactly twenty years on Fidjit would ever come back to the forum!

                  Happy 20th anniversary, Glenn. Thanks for remembering us and Knightmare. We certainly remember you! Not forgetting that you weren't named Fidjit in the beginning.

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                    Brangwen: Please don't rush to answer. Take your time; talk it over. You've got this.

                    Frightknights in Series 5: Sorry, Lord Fear! We'll keep still and be quiet right away.

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                      Drassil
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                      Dungeoneer to Oracle of Confusion: "You're on mute."

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