A great Knightmare joke...
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When Sidriss took her cat Bethsemane to get neutered, she couldn't bear to watch in the same room. She ended up using a spayglass.
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If the Dungeon was run by PGMOL.
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I think this kind of happened sometimes, LOL... remember when Julie scored 2 out of 3 but then Brangwen just said "No other knowledge is earned" after revealing their quest? I reckon Natasha Pope had accepted "on a mountain" for the third riddle but then Tim got in her ear because he wanted Mount Everest, so it was belatedly disallowed!
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"As for you who watch, Hamil upon Woodnutt now. Hamil upon Woodnutt, and Dan."
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This all reminds me of a truly excellent Knightmare joke.
Q: What did Mogdred say to the first dungeoneer from Series 4 after he'd fixed her faulty TV aerial?
A: "There will be no interference, Helen."
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Hopefully the caller gave a different answer than Helen and Giles!
Here are a couple more classics that were made up in my childhood home...
Q: What does Treguard say when he shows someone the garage where he keeps his clapped-out old Skoda?
A: "This is the lair of the dreaded car."
Gwendoline: The first password you'll need is Saracen. That'll get you past the first blocker.
Advisor: Ask how you spell it.
Kathryn: How do you spell it?
Gwendoline: I-T, duh!
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I-T, duh!
The really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really old ones are the oldest.
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That was cutting-edge humour back in the day... or at least it was a Knightmare-specific version of a joke that was mercilessly doing the rounds at school.
Here's a classic from my house, late 1993:
Q: What is Lissard's favourite children's TV programme?
A: The Family Ness.
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You know what Knightmare brainteaser/joke I've always wanted to pose to that team!
Rearrange the following six letters to make:
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Your home town (minus -on-Trent)
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A word that describes all four of you in varying ways
Clue: It's two different words!
R, A, K, E, N, W
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