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    DJGM
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    If there were plans to do a one-off special season of Knightmare with celeb contestants, and

    loosely based on the format of the original series, which celebs do you think would be able to

    challenge the dungeon well? Which season from the original series, do you think this would be

    best to be based upon? Or do you think a sort of hybrid combination of some of the best

    elements of the entire original series would work better?

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      Malefact
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      Well, they'd have to be people who saw the series originally. I don't know who's done that.

      Maybe have series 3, with a series 4 final conflict, and a series 5 escape.

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        I don't know if I'd want them to do well. I'd like to see my most hated celebs  hacked, slashed, diced, and otherwise dismembered by everything the Dungeon has to throw at them.

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          BusterKirk
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          I bet Pat Sharpe would have been a definite contender for those days  ;D

          He used to present Fun House, for you newbies.

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            Jericho6
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            Surely the ideal team would have to be Pat Sharpe, Neil Buchanan, Fred Dinenage and Tommy Boyd  ;D

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              Surely the ideal team would have to be Pat Sharpe, Neil Buchanan, Fred Dinenage and Tommy Boyd  ;D

              Oh my, they can all die quickly and painfully, as far as I'm concerned. Fred, that's "How" for now!

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                NouCamp
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                I think the most hilarious contestants in Knightmare would be the WWE wrestlers.  Just imagine Stone Cold Steve Austin getting confronted by fatilla or an Ogre, and instead of running off or moving quickly, he gives them the 'Stone Cold Stunner', or the Rock meeting Motley for a hilarious entertainment saga, such as Motley coming into the scene, the rock asking him 'who are you, and before Motley answers, the Rock goes 'it doesn't matter who you are!!!'  How about Mogdead and Kane - Mogdread is about to finish him off, and Kane raises his arms and snaps them down for a FIRE spell.

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                  RoxxAatherton
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                  I bet Pat Sharpe would have been a definite contender for those days  ;D

                  He used to present Fun House, for you newbies.

                  OoH! '

                  'Fun House! It's A whole lot of fun! Prizes to be won!'

                  Evil evil show

                  I think they're the only types of celebrity you'll get, which is a shame, Imagine Britney Spears guiding Christina Aguilera around the dungeon, she wouldn't last long.

                  'Oops I've just chopped your head off in the corridor of blades, It's always been too big anyway...'

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                    Gerz
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                    I hated Fun House  😠

                    Shane Richie, Anne Robinson ( 😠 😠 >:() Julie Goodyear, All of them should be killed off in the dungeon, be fun to watch, heehheee

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                      MPK
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                      One man in the dungeon, alone, no help at all!

                      That man-

                      Timmy Mallet!

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                        Trevor McDonald.

                        (standing on the left hand side of the Block and Tackle)

                        Trevor: Here is the news.

                        (floor falls away)

                        BONG!

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                          Purgatory
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                          Timmy Mallet LOL LOL LOL

                          Anway its a good idea probs be alright for a Red nose day event. and i can't believe its not been done.

                          And u don't need to be familer with knightmare..thats part of the fun. wathing them loose and a childrens game show  😉

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                            Pickle123
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                            come on people...we are obviously forgeting Mr Edward Tudor Pole

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                              Thanatos
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                              Don't diss Ed. Or Fred.

                              Seriously, though, I've said enough about Ed before, but what's wrong with Fred?

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                                Pickle123
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                                lol, we're only kidding mate. chill...and have a jam sandwich

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                                  Kieran
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                                  I think I would prefer Mr Richard O'Brien (not relates to me, thank you!) over Mr Ed Tudor Pole, somehow I can see Richard fit in to it far better, like ahem I believe he did on Crystal Maze.  😄

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    Ed T-P and Motley are made for one another.

                                    Ed T-P could tell all his bad jokes to Motley, who'd do that awfully overenthusiastic fake laugh, to which Ed would reply with his disgusting and slightly disturbing laugh. They could cosmic handshake all day, until of course Ed's life force ran out and he died.

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                                      Werewolf
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                                      Ed T-P and Motley are made for one another.

                                      Ed T-P could tell all his bad jokes to Motley, who'd do that awfully overenthusiastic fake laugh, to which Ed would reply with his disgusting and slightly disturbing laugh. They could cosmic handshake all day, until of course Ed's life force ran out and he died.

                                      Ah, I haven't sprayed coffee over my monitor like that in a long time  ;D

                                      But seriously - we don't want all the dungeon inhabitants killing themselves as soon as they see Mr Tries-to-be-Richard-O'Brien-but fails-miserably ambling along. Besides, his bouffant hairstyle would get in the way of the helmet.

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        Wull, in the Corridor of Blades, with that bouffant hair and standing in his trademark legs-so-far-apart-it-must-be-painful pose, he couldn't fail but be hit by something rather more cutting than his own pointless witticisms.

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                                          Pickle123
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                                          OW! not much seems to be sharper than GG's wit right now...clap worthy

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