Favourite quote from Series 3

GrimaldineGrimwold

Yeh, unsurprisingly, I'd choose the goblin present bit and anything said by Mrs. G. I laugh whenever I see "her" appear on screen. For some reason the scene where she tries to sell the map always makes me laugh most.

Whiteknight

I always laugh when Leo is about to go down the well to level 2. 'Oh, and hurry up because there's an axe coming down on you'. It's more the calm way the advisors say it than anything else.

DerbyGem

I like these two quotes said in the same sketch (both by Mrs G):

"Knit one, purl one, drop one, grab one, hurl one!"

and

"The first step is the dog...THE DOG...NO FESTUS, I already told you, I don't know what you are!"

Golgarach

It's just got to be the 'Say hello to the goblins and ask if they'd like a present' bit. What a funny way to bow out of the game! ;D

GrimaldineGrimwold

Yes, the "Knit one..." scene was really good too.

I also like the occasions where the advisors can't decide whether Mrs. G is male or female. Some of them spend ages trying to work it out, even once she's started the scene going.

NouCamp

For me - Mogdred's evil laugh - no other baddie does it better.

I also liked Mrs Grimwold's SHURRRRRRUP FESTAS!! and Mcgrew's insult to Mogdred - who you callin' a hairy barbarian you sisified we monk'???

Oh, the present to the goblins - hilarious.

DerbyGem

Another one I've just remembered - when a team had to tell a joke to Motley so he would push them in the mine cart.

The dungeoneer got it wrong initally...

"Whats the difference between crazy money and a counterfit rabbit..."

Crispin

I always laugh when Leo is about to go down the well to level 2. 'Oh, and hurry up because there's an axe coming down on you'. It's more the calm way the advisors say it than anything else.

I also like the one where a dungeoneer holds his nose when going down the well.

Steve

I like olaf's quote - mentioned earlier in this thread

"oh yeass de lootings and de piligings and de bonkings on de tonkings on de head!"

GrimaldineGrimwold

"I can see a pie!" springs to mind for some reason. made me laugh!

Yes, that makes me laugh too. I also like the bit just before when they attempt to put one of the bones from the table in the knapsack- the way Treguard says "They're bones- that's not food- just dried bone" makes me crack up.

Arcengal

"There's no door there, team..."

WhiteDevil

one of my favourites has got to be:

Team > Sidestep to your right

Scott > Ok

Team > Stop - Sidestep to your left

Scott walks to his right

Team > No your left

Scott > That is my left

CRASH

Scott > Oh wait, no its not

Selphie85

the quote

'oh, you've been swallowed by the snake. well what are you going to do now?'

seems pretty good to me

PunmiesterWhiteley

Festus has become a lot more playful recently. Especially with people's livers. (Mrs G)

Av' you seen Festus dearie? Of course not, you wouldn't be 'ere if you 'ad. (Mrs G)

MPK

Scott's Quest, after Velda just snatched the horn off him!

Advisor; "Dont worry Scott, she's just in a bit of a mood!" lmao!