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Favourite quote from Series 3

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    NouCamp
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    For me - Mogdred's evil laugh - no other baddie does it better.

    I also liked Mrs Grimwold's SHURRRRRRUP FESTAS!! and Mcgrew's insult to Mogdred - who you callin' a hairy barbarian you sisified we monk'???

    Oh, the present to the goblins - hilarious.

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      DerbyGem
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      Another one I've just remembered - when a team had to tell a joke to Motley so he would push them in the mine cart.

      The dungeoneer got it wrong initally...

      "Whats the difference between crazy money and a counterfit rabbit..."

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        Crispin
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        I always laugh when Leo is about to go down the well to level 2.  'Oh, and hurry up because there's an axe coming down on you'.  It's more the calm way the advisors say it than anything else.

        I also like the one where a dungeoneer holds his nose when going down the well.

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          Steve
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          I like olaf's quote - mentioned earlier in this thread

          "oh yeass de lootings and de piligings and de bonkings on de tonkings on de head!"

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            "I can see a pie!" springs to mind for some reason. made me laugh!

            Yes, that makes me laugh too. I also like the bit just before when they attempt to put one of the bones from the table in the knapsack- the way Treguard says "They're bones- that's not food- just dried bone" makes me crack up.

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              Arcengal
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              "There's no door there, team..."

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                WhiteDevil
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                one of my favourites has got to be:

                Team > Sidestep to your right

                Scott > Ok

                Team > Stop - Sidestep to your left

                Scott walks to his right

                Team > No your left

                Scott > That is my left

                CRASH

                Scott > Oh wait, no its not

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                  Selphie85
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                  the quote

                  'oh, you've been swallowed by the snake. well what are you going to do now?'

                  seems pretty good to me

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                    PunmiesterWhiteley
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                    Festus has become a lot more playful recently. Especially with people's livers.  (Mrs G)

                    Av' you seen Festus dearie?  Of course not, you wouldn't be 'ere if you 'ad. (Mrs G)

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                      MPK
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                      Scott's Quest, after Velda just snatched the horn off him!

                      Advisor; "Dont worry Scott, she's just in a bit of a mood!" lmao!

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