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  • Knightmare on ITVX?

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    DuxBellorumD
    I have only watched a few things on ITVX and I only ever tinkered a little bit with BritBox. Of course I was thrilled that Knightmare appeared on BritBox (I have no idea whether or not it still is) but I also think it would be a fantastic addition to ITVX. I'm sure Knightmare would be a big hit on the service/app as people who are fans would watch (as long as it had enough advertising) and hopefully there would be enough people watching who sort of remember it or just stumble across it by chance. Anywhere that Knightmare can be shown officially would of course get my full backing (for what it's worth) and it could pave the way for more fantastic CITV classics to have new permanent home. In fact, I'm surprised there isn't a ton of them available already.
  • Series 3 - Episode 1

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    Hello!! First post in I dread to think how long. Series three is often seen as the series and there is a great case to be made for it as it has everything quintessentially "Knightmare" about it. As for the team in question, they were indeed the only full team from "Up The Road" and while it does seem that they were were helped (As several teams obviously were) I often found that the first team of a new season often had the worst of it, especially if there had been drastic changes to the Dungeon from one season to the next. Here is series 3 I loved the mixture of old character and locations with a few new onces. So while Gavin and his men came up short in their quest it was a fantastic start to a fantastic series.
  • Parody of One Of Us by ABBA

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    Based on One Of Us by ABBA (1981). Video, lyrics They passed me by, all of those necromancers There was no way to tune in for my rightful answers A dungeoneer, getting clues wasn't easy Until there came a new foe When Lord Fear joined the show Now his plans are also ours to know Four of us are spying There's no magnifying Save for watchers' dread Staring in the spyglass Listening until his eyes turn red (Though it looks alarming, not sure that it's harming) Hear his henchmen toady Get a causeway code we Need so I don't fall Somehow thanks to magic, we see into his pool Or in Series 5, his crystal ball It's safe to spy thanks to delayed reaction It takes him minutes to pick up the hated infraction Just like Tim Child, his middle name is Maurice Each time his scheming will flow And we're hearing him crow Then it changes: suddenly he'll know...
  • Link to forum on main website

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    In that case you could maybe consider putting a link to the forum at the top of the homepage instead of near the bottom. I do think the existence of the forum is very hidden at the moment.
  • Is the forum broken?

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    Yes, seems fine now! Thanks!
  • Writing a Knightmare Gamebook

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    Interesting, but I don't think gamebook technology has really moved on in the last few decades. Aside from supplying some props that allow interaction with the book (e.g. to reveal words in a word jumble) and generally "writing well", I don't know what scope there would be for improvement.
  • TopFoto publicity photos: 1988

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    I love how the boys from St Helens don't look remotely like their 2023 counterparts I see on the bus occasionally! Great find.
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    I also came here to say Series 6. Even though a few elements that I love about older Knightmare are lost by Series 6, I do think the series as a whole has become slick and interesting by this point. The episodes are faster-paced, the quests contain longer running "plots" that continue through numerous rooms, and the introduction of the atmospheric/tension music really helps to kill the "boring" feel of some of the earlier episodes. Some of those early episodes are so still and quiet, that when a dungeoneer is being slow it's painstaking. With the introduction of the sinister music it really helps to make the adventure feel more exciting. I think for a modern 2023 person who'd never seen the show before, they'd really struggle getting through more than a couple of episodes of Series 1. However, if you could make them fall in love with the "higher production value" of Series 6 then they'd be more likely to want to go back and see how it all began.
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    How dark! And as the OP said, a little inconsistent with what we're told/shown happens to dungeoneers. But not REALLY because it can simply be explained away as a different reality.
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    In general that's probably true, but I wouldn't say so with Lillith; the path still went through the Serpent's Mouth Cavern in season 3, but Lillith had gone. Oh true she was a bad example haha. Maybe she was in the toilet.
  • Knightmare Gamebook Project

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    Im working on a new Knightmare Gamebook project that I plan to may turn to an app or into a book, but im having trouble coming up with a combat system that works, any suggestions. Im trying to keep in tone freindly to the original books but at the same time suitable for a more modern reader. The "combat" they have in the books is very simple and not sure if it would stand up today
  • Series 6 Ep 8

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    This is my favourite episode of the series. I do think the return and final return of the skull and the life force beats an the pause when game ends is very dramatic and Treguard gets time to give an excellent Ooh nasty - one of his best i feel. Miss Morgaine did enjoy this one
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    An episode of Starstrider can be seen here: https://youtu.be/zgGT_gKuakM. Funnily enough, I had no memory of it when Canadanne mentioned it earlier, but I do now dimly remember watching a few episodes of it. At the time, I associated McCoy only with Tiswas and Jigsaw, so it had to be before he became the 7th Doctor, although I didn't recall the series being as early as 1984; if pressed I'd have said about 1986 or 87. Roger Sloman is the host, and you might recognise him from plenty of TV in the 1980s and 90s, especially playing bureaucratic, by-the-book types, or yokelly farmer figures. Remember Three Fingered Pete from the sixth episode of The Black Adder? "Good shot! Looks like I'm going to have to... cheat." That was him. The odd thing about Starstrider in this episode is that he looks like he's wearing Lord Fear's cloak, while, unfortunate sign of the times, blacking up as Ah Wok! Another sign of the times is the kids in the audience laughing much too loudly under clear instruction from the floor manager whenever something silly happens. Notice how the contestant on the bucking buffalo gets away with saying The Rocky Mountains are in South Africa, then changing it to South America, and she is still given the point, even though the Rockies are of course in NORTH America. The only regular round I can remember is the one where the have to walk on the lit up slabs. Step on a pink slab you score ten points, step on a white one you lose ten. The only other thing I very vaguely remember for some reason is a scene in one instalment where Wart (SlyMac's character) tries to find a purpose for a toffee apple, and Starstrider tries to explain that Wart has to "put it in himself," which seems decidedly naughty for a kids' show. They come from a planet where no one eats, where eating is a completely abstract concept, and so Wart spends the whole show experimenting with stuffing the stick up his nose, and in other places, before inadvertently eating the apple and finding he rather likes the sensation of taste. In short, not a terribly good show. And no, getting actually to the point; I have no memory at all of ANY episode I saw in which someone fell into lava. But then I doubt that I saw all the episodes, it wasn't exactly the highlight of my viewing week.
  • Parody of Vindaloo by Fat Les

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    A parody of Vindaloo by Fat Les (1998). Music video with original lyrics in the description Where am I? In a room Sword, shield, cup, crown In the dungeon We begin on Level One Sidestep Nah nah nah, nah nah nah Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah Nah nah nah (enter), nah nah nah (stranger) Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah Nah nah nah, nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah We're on a quest We're gonna quest the whole way through Knightmare Can I introduce you please To the well that's Mrs. G's? "Knit one, purl one "Drop one ... hurl one" Nah nah nah (shuddup), nah nah nah (Festus) Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah Nah nah nah (falsehood), nah nah nah (first step) Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah Nah nah nah (clue room), nah nah nah (DISMISS) Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah We're on a quest If it goes wrong we'll get an "Ooh... ...Nasty" Me and me knapack and helmet and sprite We're in a void of blue Me and me knapack and helmet and sprite And a wellway to Level Two Wellway Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah Level Two, Level Two, where we'll meet bold black McGrew We're on a quest Is he a Scot, is that untrue? Verrey Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah Level Two, Level Two, where a spell from Merlin's due We're on a quest Two out of two or it just won't do Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah Level Two, Level Two, watch for goblin retinues We're on a quest Brace for the horn, don't follow through Knightmare
  • The REAL Great Corridor Of The Catacomb!!!

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    Cheers, although it's not exactly a 'find' in the way you mean. I lived on the hill opposite to the Roman wall as a kid, and I was aware of the Catacombs long before Knightmare began.
  • They would never say...

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    Brangwen: Please don't rush to answer. Take your time; talk it over. You've got this. Frightknights in Series 5: Sorry, Lord Fear! We'll keep still and be quiet right away.
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    Hi everyone! I'm very excited to tell you that Temporal Discussion have recently been in contact with Dave Morris, author of all seven official Knightmare game books. He's very graciously agreed to an interview, so we're opening it up to the forum to find out what questions you have. This is a really exciting opportunity for our listeners to get involved with the podcast, and your forum name will be read out with your question (unless you request otherwise)
  • Unintended Knightmare references in adverts

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    The logo for MacuShield, an eye health supplement, is a shield with an eye in it. Varieties include MacuShield Gold.
  • The Dunshelm Players - new YouTube channel

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    All plays are now uploaded. The links on the website have been updated accordingly.
  • Any crew - filming locations

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    With apologies for repeatedly 'Devonising' my answers, (hey, it's the place I know best!) have you looked at Brixham in Torbay? There's a full-size replica of Sir Francis Drake's flagship, the Golden Hind, there. I'm not sure if I've come across that one before (doesn't really ring a bell). It doesn't appear to be a match, though it's hard to be sure as sometimes bits get replaced over the years - I'd have to see what it looked like in 1992. I keep wondering if the filming of it that year had something to do with the anniversary of Columbus' voyage, as there were various replicas of his ships around at the time, but I haven't seen one that looks the same.