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Km characters favourite drinks

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    Fidjit
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    Treguard: Smirkenorff Ice

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      Wolfshead
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      Bomptious: Tetley''s

      Captain Nemanor: Rum

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        lissard: ribena tooth kind

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          Lord Fear: Lager

          Treguard: Lager

          Lissard: Lager, sumtimes cider

          So different drinks, different needs

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            Wolfshead
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            Tiny: Hobgoblin Ale

            Hordris: Fosters

            The Brollachon: Vodka and Red Bull

            Owen: Infirno (Vodka and Tobasco)

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              Captain hordis : Polar Crush -lemon

              Lissard: Tesco value cider

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                Wolfshead
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                Motley: Spar brand lager

                Elita: White lightning

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                  Drassil
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                  Merlin: Vimto

                  Cavernwights: Wight wine (and they're well equipped for assessing its 'bouquet')

                  The Dreaded Khah: Snakebite

                  Mary Whitehouse: PG Tips

                  Hordris: Fosters

                  I think Heggatty would go for 'the amber nectar' too.

                  For the record, I'd also like to include a link to the tangent which preceded this thread. It features:

                  Majida : White wine for the lady

                  Or a 'whine' for short.

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                    Naitch
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                    Lord Fear's would probably be a Bloody Mary

                    Aesandre would have a WKD

                    Treguard would have the finest red wine poured into his goblet

                    Brother Mace would probably brew his own the olk drunkard.

                    Hands as we know would have ale from the Crazed Heffer, or brew his own like Brother Mace.

                    Who knows, maybe they were in business together...

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                      Malefact
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                      I'd have thought Aesandra would have a Smirnoff Ice.

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                        natnut
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                        i think snapper jack drinks frosty jacks cider lol

                        mrs grimwalds hubby the ogre, think he has stella cos its nicknamed wife beater and im pretty sure judging how ugly she is, he has battered her a bit! either that or festis got hungry one day!

                        Majida has gotta be a tequila kinda girl me thinks!

                        Julius scaramonger, hmm i reckon he is a martini dry man!

                        ooh and the blocker drinks wallbangers cocktails! hehe

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                          Drassil
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                          Majida has gotta be a tequila kinda girl me thinks!

                          No, it's the other way round. When people hear Majida, they want tequila.

                          ... Sorry, it's been a slow posting week and I couldn't resist! Still, the crickets seemed to like it - I can hear them chirping.

                          A new avenue for this thread could be made-up cocktail names. For instance, Elita, going by the events of Series 6, would be partial to a Dragon Caller on the rocks.

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                            Ironlord
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                            Crikey o'blimey, this is an old thread. Had I been here at the time I'd have picked straight up on this one:

                            Bah Shabar: Red square

                            Mogdred: WKD

                            Olaf: Carsberg special brew

                            Cedric: Stella Artois

                            Olaf, fairly obviously, drinks mead, being a Viking.

                            And I'd have Cedric down for a rather stronger Belgian abbey beer, though not a particularly exclusive one. Leffe Triple would suit him fine.

                            And it's probably best not to know what Gumboil was drinking when he was paralytic on the narrow bridge...

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                              Wolfshead
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                              yes, I think Folly called it dungeon juice.

                              Has anyone heard of Hobgoblin Ale, its real you can get it at Sainsbury's.

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                                Ironlord
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                                Hobgoblin is a superb brew.

                                If I had the time to look right the way through the Good Beer Guide I'd come up with a load more KM references in there.

                                Failing that, I'll start my own brewery and name a few beers after KM characters.

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                                  Wolfshead
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                                  Here's a few for the KM brewary

                                  Mace's Brandy or how about stout

                                  Smirkanauf Vodka or Smirkanauf Ice

                                  Hordris light

                                  Fear Export

                                  Treguard special brew

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                                    Canadanne
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                                    Gwendoline - Archers!

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                                      JamesA
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                                      Personally I can see Gwendoline enjoying a good ol' pint of Strongbow.

                                      And Sylvester Hands, being the character that he is, just wouldn't look out of place if he were to have a can of Special Brew his hand.

                                      Then you have fellow Oppositioner in crime Skarkill who could possibly be sipping Vodka Irons-Bru (deliberate typo).

                                      Finally, who else can imagine a Pooka knocking back Sambuca?

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                                        Drassil
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                                        We've missed one of the obvious ones:

                                        Pickle: Sprite

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                                          Bumptious: Thatcher's Gold

                                          Fidjit: Duff

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