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    TheBrollachan
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    Brollachan: "I hunger, why don't you feed me"

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      MoanaLiza
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      and adding on...

      Brollachan: "But I know so little, I know almost nothing."

      LF: "Oh great! When you meet Sylvester Hands, you'll find you have a lot in common!"

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        Mashibinbin
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        *with a knowing look to Redmage

        Hordriss: "Carascarm!"

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          darkDescender
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          More latin, this time from Lord Fear.

          Lord F: "Zolapse caralama!"

          And now, who can tell me what that spell did? First right answer wins a gold star.

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            Fidjit
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            According to all functioning translators, it doesn't appear to be Latin, no matches found... Confusing!

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              darkDescender
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              I f it's not latin, it's not my fault. That's just what was on screen when I watched Knightmare with subtitles. But then whoever was doing the subtitles was a bit deaf. Remember the red dragon, "Balshebar?" And the terrifying "Maya Men"!

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                Fidjit
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                No harsh words... Just saying it's confusing that if it isn't Latin, what is it?

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                  Malefact
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                  I f it's not latin, it's not my fault. That's just what was on screen when I watched Knightmare with subtitles. But then whoever was doing the subtitles was a bit deaf. Remember the red dragon, "Balshebar?" And the terrifying "Maya Men"!

                  And don't let's even think of mentioning Mire Men!

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                    darkDescender
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                    If it helps to identify this strange new language, that was the spell Lord F used in series 8 to turn Maldame to stone in a spyglass sequence.

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                      sodoto
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                      Lord Fear: "Now I don't like to gloat... what am I saying? I can't believe I said that, dear me, what a little fibber I am! Of course I like to gloat, I love it... you haven't had much food recently, and soon you'll begin to starve, so I'm just going to sit here and watch you die, and of course I'll gloat a bit."

                      And Treguard's...

                      "Welcome, Watchers of Illusion, to the Castle of Confusion..."

                      "Temporal disruption imminent!" (This always gave me the shivers... Oooohhh.)

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                        Velda
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                        Let's hear some of your favourite quotes from KM

                        **"Cliff seems to have come to rather a pointed end" **

                        Treguard

                        "That's 'ands, like feet up the other end of your body, that's my little joke!"

                        Sylvester Hands (who else!).

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                          Thanatos
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                          "I sit here in my lonely cell and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale." - Brother Mace

                          Exchange between Barry and Sylvester Hands:

                          "If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both. This is a strength potion."

                          "Is it beer?"

                          "Well, more or less. Tastes like beer, anyway."

                          "Oh, no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."

                          "No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."

                          "Well, if it 'asn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."

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                            Velda
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                            Lol, that scene is a classic

                            "It's a very nice boat"

                            Barry, speaking to Greystagg, about the rowboat"

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                              Billy
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                              Back in May I added a Knightmare page to a site called Wikiquote, a website listing, well, quotes. Feel free to add your own, though try and make the wording as accurate as possible:

                              http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Knightmare

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                                Wolfshead
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                                Pickle: "Dicken's got the horn master."

                                Motley: "Your leg over and bosh your in."

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                                  HStorm
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                                  Lord Fear: "Eavesdroppers never hear good of themselves." ZAP!

                                  Majida: "Don't you ever answer a straight question?"

                                  Treguard: "Maybe."

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                                    kev_hamster
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                                    Pickle's 'Bog Off' to the watchers is a favourite of mine.

                                    Totally unexpected and brilliantly said!

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                                      Snowcat
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                                      Lord Fear:- "Laughs 2-Nil I believe..... Nice one! Bong, Bong, Bong"

                                      One of the simplest but most effective Scenes I have ever seen on Knightmare. You don't ALWAYS need cutting edge Graphics.

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                                        darkDescender
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                                        "Welcome to one of Mogdread's little playpens, Dungeoneer. Play awhile...play forever! Mwahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

                                        Top banana, that one.

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                                          Wolfshead
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                                          "Julie, ask the goblins if they'd like a present."

                                          "Ah yes, the lootings and the pillagings, and the bonkings and the tonkings on the head ofcourse. Well this is the orders you know."

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