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    Fidjit
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    Greystagg: You will pay for destroying our home...

    LF: What was I supposed to do get planning permission...

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      lol

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        Fidjit
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        Hiya, Sue!

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          Madmogsue
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          yellow

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            Fidjit
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            LF: And do something about your complexion will you, you make me feel sea-sick man...

            Lissard: Forgive me your lordnesss, I am not a man, I am an Atlantian...

            LF: Oh Great!

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              LF: ".... I ask for a seneschal... They send me a Tadpole..."

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                Madmogsue
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                i dunno why, but i find hands little saying quite amusing...

                "oh... it's a dungy-person..."

                "you stay there dungy-person while i gets me magic rope....and then i ties you up wiv me magic rope and i'll take to his fearship...he's ever so nice you know.... he's kind to animals..."

                or something like that...

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                  Wolfshead
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                  Gallstones from Gallway bay.

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                    LordF
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                    Hands drunk.

                    "Ten dead Goblins sitting on the wall"

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                      TheBrollachan
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                      "A girl after my own heart, if I had one" Lord Fear

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                        Wolfshead
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                        Pixel the Pixie: "my needle's been in a Goblin's bum."

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                          simiano
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                          i liked during dickons quest wen motley goes "oh my gawd its an ogre did you bring him with you"

                          im also suprised noone has shouted SHUT UP FESTUS yet!

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                            knightmaredave
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                            Well i like Guard Fatila,

                            Hold up hold up, who goes there? It's onbe of them horny dunger thingies whit a mnoo cow helmet.

                            And

                            "I'm gonna blip you and then blop you"

                            LOL!!!

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                              Gaminguy
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                              A funny moment was when Majida said: He's a smart bottom.

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                                Brendy
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                                How bout these

                                Lord Fear - Ahh its silvester Hands, or has someone just smudged a great bit of dirt on my screen.

                                Mogdred - Team 5 - Ahh youve stepped into one of of my little play pens. Play a while STAY FOREVER

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                                  HStorm
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                                  It actually goes, "Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, Dungeoneer. Play a while... PLAY FOREVER!!! Mwu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"

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                                    Brendy
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                                    Close enough, liked the extra bit of boomig laughter though

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                                      angelordevil4585
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                                      I liked in today's episode, when they were spying and Lord Fear imitated the Brollachan "Tell me where I come from" in a 'dumb' voice. That's always been memorable for me

                                      Oh, yes, loved that, had me in fits of giggles!!

                                      "Simon, sidestep to your left".

                                      What's the story behind this??

                                      I think one of my favourite lines was from last nights (S8 Team 2)

                                      LF: I like it when you talk dirty to me.

                                      Much amusement

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                                        TheBrollachan
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                                        Erm I think this was in the fireball room where fireballs destroy parts of the floor. If I remember the instruction 'side step to your left' resulting in the dungeoneer stepping on a floor tile that had already been destroyed, and the dungeoneer being killed.

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                                          HStorm
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                                          No, it was an eerily similar incident in season 4 when a team were in the Block and Tackle and the entire floor on the left half of the room had fallen away. For some reason one of the advisors instructed Simon to step left. BONG!

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